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Title: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Legion on May 15, 2016, 01:21:03 PM
The end is nigh.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on May 15, 2016, 01:37:01 PM
Randy comes full circle. Hopefully this is his last match

Naturally, the people in the stadium who think they have the REAL problems are those poor hard-done-by Tarquins.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 02:01:33 PM
And true to form he has picked Bacuna again. Goodbye PL, hello yet another defeat to cap of a shit season.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on May 15, 2016, 02:02:26 PM
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Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on May 15, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
I really can't wait until 5pm and not have to watch that lot again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on May 15, 2016, 02:04:05 PM
see ya Black, absolute wimp of a man.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leicester_Villian on May 15, 2016, 02:04:21 PM
Its no wonder Black will be gone tomorrow ...he really does not have a clue
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on May 15, 2016, 02:04:35 PM
Oh that's not so bad, no Guzan and a couple of kids in the back fo WHAT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS BACUNA STILL DOING THERE
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on May 15, 2016, 02:04:54 PM
And true to form he has picked Bacuna again. Goodbye PL, hello yet another defeat to cap of a shit season.

With McCafu out, the options at Right Back are a bit limited
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on May 15, 2016, 02:06:59 PM
looking at the bench, the midfield late in the game could be a problem if Sanchez fades it someone gets injured.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 15, 2016, 02:07:55 PM
Who's on the bench then?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Duncan Shaw on May 15, 2016, 02:08:06 PM
I really think he's doing it on purpose now.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on May 15, 2016, 02:09:13 PM
Who's on the bench then?

Subs: Guzan, Richards, Adama, Gil, Hepburn-Murphy, Gestede, Grealish.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on May 15, 2016, 02:10:53 PM
Black protecting the youngsters doesn't quite extend to playing Richards instead against a side with Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud, Cazorla and Wiltshire running at them. Says all you need to know about Richards though.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: MalcolmP on May 15, 2016, 02:13:25 PM
Who's on the bench then?

Subs: Guzan, Richards, Adama, Gil, Hepburn-Murphy, Gestede, Grealish.
5 of those should be in 1st XI apart from Guzan and Richards
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 15, 2016, 02:13:37 PM
I'm serious when I ask this question but literally has Bacuna got something on the managers of Villa?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 15, 2016, 02:14:29 PM
At least he will have signed for a champions league team by the time training starts again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 02:16:06 PM
Has the bookies gone crazy? We are only 22/1!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on May 15, 2016, 02:25:36 PM
Spare a thought for the boys on the Cheltenham party bus.

They've got a puncture are at the pub in Stokenchurch. It might mean missing the match and having to drink out in the sun all day.

After seeing the team sheet I know where I'd rather be!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 02:25:42 PM
For most of that team, if not all of them, it's their last ever premier league game.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SheffieldVillain on May 15, 2016, 02:25:55 PM
WHAT?! No Charles N'Zogbia for an emotional goodbye appearance? Disgraceful.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on May 15, 2016, 02:27:46 PM
What an awful side yet again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on May 15, 2016, 02:30:01 PM
Clueless wanker picks a clueless team to prove what a clueless wanker he is .

He should be bowled out by 5pm tonight . Tosser .
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on May 15, 2016, 02:31:00 PM
Prepare to have a new one ripped open.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Olof's Beard on May 15, 2016, 02:33:37 PM
He isn't a fan of attackers is he?

It's plain odd that he has been prepared to blood young defenders - the ones in a position to be really exposed - but is not prepared to unleash attacking talent who would have no real pressure other than trying to be more effective that Sinclair, Bacuna or Agbonlahor.

Black is a very strange chap.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 15, 2016, 02:33:37 PM
This is my double figures game prediction.  Unless arse have mercy on us but then again they need the goal difference making up.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 15, 2016, 02:35:36 PM
Who's on the bench then?

Subs: Guzan, Richards, Adama, Gil, Hepburn-Murphy, Gestede, Grealish.

Ta.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 02:39:41 PM
So lots of attacking options on the bench. Well done Black - going for no shots and no corners again. Just fuck off and don't come back
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 02:41:55 PM
And we all know it's not the 4-3-3 shown on the team sheet - it's 4-5-1 at best. Coward
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kieron on May 15, 2016, 02:42:58 PM
37 years in football, don'cha know....
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on May 15, 2016, 02:44:42 PM
Toss up as to whether Lyden or Toner hit the loudest applause from the Villa fans.

Bacuna and Lescott got the loudest boo
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: London Villan on May 15, 2016, 02:54:21 PM
37 years, 21 wins says it all. Coward.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on May 15, 2016, 02:55:34 PM
Boooooooooo!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Musicmaan on May 15, 2016, 02:55:56 PM
Have we lost yet?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 02:56:16 PM
We have nothing to play for. They have something to play for. This is going to end well...
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pooligan on May 15, 2016, 02:57:05 PM
Looks like another game we won't score against the arse
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 02:57:31 PM
Clattenburg the ref. Just gets better and better
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 02:58:24 PM
Actually a shame Mike Dean isn't the ref. We might have stood a chance.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 03:01:31 PM
Roll on 5 o'clock when we can finally turn off the lights  and close the door.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kieron on May 15, 2016, 03:01:40 PM
* How shit must you be, it's only 0-0.... *
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on May 15, 2016, 03:02:06 PM
Jesus.

Black is thicker than week-old Smash, isn't he?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:04:32 PM
No-one anywhere near Ayew
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 03:05:49 PM
We truly are bollocks.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:05:57 PM
I thought the boys were magnificent to hold out for the first 4 minutes. Thank fuck we parked the bus to stop them scoring
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kieron on May 15, 2016, 03:06:32 PM
Normality restored.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on May 15, 2016, 03:06:38 PM
Thankfully Black plays 5 at the back and parks the buss.

Fucking idiot
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on May 15, 2016, 03:06:53 PM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on May 15, 2016, 03:06:59 PM
Wenger barely condescends to celebrate.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on May 15, 2016, 03:07:10 PM
Fuck me.

I wonder if the Emirates scoreboards have double figures capability?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 15, 2016, 03:07:39 PM
Dear Aston Villa,

Fuck off.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on May 15, 2016, 03:07:46 PM
Five defenders and not one near the goalscorer?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Hookeysmith on May 15, 2016, 03:08:26 PM
1-0 group
Night following day
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:08:29 PM
Anyone know what the record score is in the PL? Another record for Black to go for
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Holte132 on May 15, 2016, 03:09:53 PM
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned - suspect package found at the ground
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on May 15, 2016, 03:09:57 PM
Circus time
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on May 15, 2016, 03:11:09 PM
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned - suspect package found at the ground

Both those teams still have more chance of scoring today than us.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on May 15, 2016, 03:11:22 PM
I dunno why we are bothering. Take the 3-0 and points deduction
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Legion on May 15, 2016, 03:11:46 PM
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned - suspect package found at the ground

Delayed ko.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:12:38 PM
Five defenders and not one near the goalscorer?

To be fair there was only 3 defenders right on top the scorer.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Holte132 on May 15, 2016, 03:13:04 PM

Delayed.
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned - suspect package found at the ground

It's on SSN and BBC that it's been abandoned.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:13:55 PM
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned - suspect package found at the ground

Delayed ko.

No - abandoned according to da Beeb
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:14:47 PM
ffs Bacuna that was shocking even by your standards
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on May 15, 2016, 03:15:31 PM
Benteke in the starting line-up for Liverpool today.  The ultimate insult.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 03:15:34 PM
I don't want to see most of these players again next season. Bacuna chiefly. Fucking abomination of a player.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:16:31 PM
Bullet effort from the pointer
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 15, 2016, 03:16:37 PM
My first thought when I see a lot of our players is just how much I'd like to set fire to them.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:17:35 PM
My first thought when I see a lot of our players is just how much I'd like to set fire to them.

I'll come with you and make a point of not pissing on them
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:18:08 PM
A corner!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 03:18:10 PM
If there's one person I don't want to score today it's the hideous, gormless, shit-headed little asshole Jack Wilshere. He's everything that's wrong with modern British footballers in a nutshell. He's a poster boy. I despise the little tosser.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on May 15, 2016, 03:18:36 PM
Here we f*****g go.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 03:18:42 PM
Setting fire to them is pretty harsh but I must say the idea is growing on me  !
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on May 15, 2016, 03:19:24 PM
If there's one person I don't want to score today it's the hideous, gormless, shit-headed little asshole Jack Wilshere. He's everything that's wrong with modern British footballers in a nutshell. He's a poster boy. I despise the little tosser.

This one might have passed me by, but I don't quite understand the anti-Wilshere loathing.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:19:45 PM
Wow the arsenal goal the ball was over the touchline by about 6 fuckin miles
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on May 15, 2016, 03:20:17 PM
My first thought when I see a lot of our players is just how much I'd like to set fire to them.

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire...
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on May 15, 2016, 03:21:02 PM
I wonder how long it will be before we play this lot again in the PL?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 15, 2016, 03:22:02 PM
Afternoon, gents.

Big question of the day is what's happened to the boys on the Cheltenham party bus?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on May 15, 2016, 03:22:03 PM
so bacuna is center back?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 03:22:13 PM
Totally agree with the wilshire comments. A good observation. An apt description.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 03:23:24 PM
What does Black actually have them do during the week?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 03:23:39 PM
If there's one person I don't want to score today it's the hideous, gormless, shit-headed little asshole Jack Wilshere. He's everything that's wrong with modern British footballers in a nutshell. He's a poster boy. I despise the little tosser.

This one might have passed me by, but I don't quite understand the anti-Wilshere loathing.
It's mostly his face, but it's also (along with several thousand other reasons):
That he's some sort of Chav deity.
He's always acting like a plank and getting in the papers.
He's a moaning little tosspot.
His face.
He thinks he's far better than he is.
Mostly: Like many hyped British talents he's vastly overrated. I think he's bang average when he plays and most of the time he's injured anyway.
And he plays for Arsenal.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:24:41 PM
My first thought when I see a lot of our players is just how much I'd like to set fire to them.

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Inflammable
He burns like fock
He burns like fo-o-o-ock
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Matt C on May 15, 2016, 03:24:57 PM
Did you mention his face?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on May 15, 2016, 03:25:38 PM
Okay fine, why not, but I don't see why that's so different to anybody else. And I think he's pretty good when he's not injured - it just so happens that that's a massive 'when'.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 03:27:22 PM
I know we have out (un)fair share of them, but is there a more pointless footballer than scott fucking sinclair
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on May 15, 2016, 03:27:37 PM
so bacuna is center back?

Aye. I'm assuming that Cack has stuck him there to show the Real Madrid scouting party his additional - and indeed comprehensive - defensive qualities.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:28:53 PM
I know we have out (un)fair share of them, but is there a more pointless footballer than scott fucking sinclair

Yeah, if only we had better options on the  bench.........oh
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on May 15, 2016, 03:30:13 PM
Brilliant from Lescott giving them a corner rather letting it go for a GK or clear it
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 03:31:42 PM
I don't think that in most games bacunna has a clue where he is playing. He just finds a place on the pitch he likes and just jogs round while practising those silly grins and pretends he his playing champions league football.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:32:02 PM
Brilliant from Lescott giving them a corner rather letting it go for a GK or clear it

I know, I am so proud of the Aston Villa captain.
What the fuck is going on in our club
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:33:27 PM
Hahahahahaha Wilshere
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 03:34:08 PM
I don't think that in most games bacunna has a clue where he is playing. He just finds a place on the pitch he likes and just jogs round while practising those silly grins and pretends he his playing champions league football.

Ironically it's the fact that he is a Jack of all Trades despite being Master of Fucking Nothing At All that gets him into the side.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on May 15, 2016, 03:35:14 PM
Again Bacuna - how can her be picked?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:35:22 PM
Bacuna's main strength seems to be gifting the ball to the opposition
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 03:36:39 PM
i only just realised that iamacunt is an anagram of Bacuna
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 03:37:50 PM
I'm a bit behind on the stream I'm watching.

Arsenal are playing a different sport to us by the looks of things.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on May 15, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
Bacuna's main strength seems to be gifting the ball to the opposition

And grinning. Don't forget the grinning.   >:(
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on May 15, 2016, 03:40:10 PM

Ha ha - Barcodes now beating Spuds 2 - 0.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 03:41:18 PM
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 03:43:26 PM
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.
quite, but its better than our anti football
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:44:00 PM

Ha ha - Barcodes now beating Spuds 2 - 0.

Haha so the spud cock-neys don't even get 2nd.
They always shit out at the end don't they
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 03:45:42 PM
Half time.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:45:46 PM
The tarquins remind me of Albion supporters - make more noise when someone scores against their neighbours than they do for their own team
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 03:46:25 PM
christ, that was tedious
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 03:46:47 PM
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.
quite, but its better than our anti football
I have no idea what it is we play.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Steve R on May 15, 2016, 03:47:08 PM
I know we have been shite in a lot of games, but how many times this season at 0-0 has there been an unlucky deflection or a bad piece of refereeing to put us behind the 8 ball? It seems to have happened quite a lot.

On the other hand, Bacuna at centre back and Traore, Grealish, Gil and Hepburn Murphy scratching their arses on the sidelines. We are getting what we deserve I suppose.

Fuck off to infinity, Black. And take Bacuna with you.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 03:48:56 PM
Afternoon, gents.

Big question of the day is what's happened to the boys on the Cheltenham party bus?

I wonder too Rudy did the puncture get fixed, was it sabotage, was it flat all around or just at the bottom
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 03:51:07 PM
You could safely say that of everyone involved within the club who turned up to this game today, from players, "management" and coaching team, that more than half of who's here today won't be seen here again after the season draws to a close. There's not one I'll be disappointed to see the back of, and there's a lot who I'll be genuinely delighted never to see again. Fuck the fuckers.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 03:51:29 PM
Just noticed the nearest club to us in the table, Norwich, are going to finish with double the points we have.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on May 15, 2016, 03:53:52 PM
Arsenal had the ball out of play in the build-up to the goal so it shouldn't have stood according to Jacqui Oatley on BBC.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on May 15, 2016, 03:55:20 PM
Arsenal had the ball out of play in the build-up to the goal so it shouldn't have stood according to Jacqui Oatley on BBC.

It's a conspiracy to get Villa relegated. The bastards.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:56:15 PM
Arsenal had the ball out of play in the build-up to the goal so it shouldn't have stood according to Jacqui Oatley on BBC.

Yup - on the replay it was clearly over the line and should have been a goal kick. Doesn't excuse the pathetic defending that followed mind
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 03:56:22 PM
You could safely say that of everyone involved within the club who turned up to this game today, from players, "management" and coaching team, that more than half of who's here today won't be seen here again after the season draws to a close. There's not one I'll be disappointed to see the back of, and there's a lot who I'll be genuinely delighted never to see again. Fuck the fuckers.

Hopefully there are relegation clauses in place to make it easier to get shot of them.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 03:57:27 PM
Cheating cockneys. ..the only way to beat us is by cheating. How much do fuckin refs get paid.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 03:57:43 PM
Arsenal showing today exactly why they'll never win the Premiership again under Wenger. Too much fannying around and they've almost gifted us two goals. We should be dead and buried by now. They're not interested in murdering shit teams, which they really should be. Bloody tarquins. I don't know where this myth comes from that they're somehow brilliant to watch.

They should have won the title this year, considering their team and the expenditure on it.

This season, without Man U, Chelsea and to a lesser extent, Liverpool, to deal with represents a big failure for Wenger in my eyes.

They bummed us to death in the cup final a year ago. Perhaps they're just a good cup side now.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 03:58:40 PM
Hopefully Flabby (who's fit, available, but interestingly not there today) gets a 50% drop in wages so we can just get shot of him for a lot less than it would have cost us this season
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nev on May 15, 2016, 03:58:46 PM
I'm fortunate enough not to have seen us play for a few weeks but caught most of the first half.

Breathtaking in it's ineptitude, lack of application, dithering incompetance, clueless puzzled decision making and piss weak approach to the simple game of football.

Other than that I thought we did ok.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:01:02 PM
Is Black now officially TSM3?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:03:42 PM
You could safely say that of everyone involved within the club who turned up to this game today, from players, "management" and coaching team, that more than half of who's here today won't be seen here again after the season draws to a close. There's not one I'll be disappointed to see the back of, and there's a lot who I'll be genuinely delighted never to see again. Fuck the fuckers.

Hopefully there are relegation clauses in place to make it easier to get shot of shoot them.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 04:05:08 PM
Grealish

I was asked at work, apropos of nothing - I had literally just sat down in my chair at work in the morning and I hadn't even turned my computer on - why did I think Grealish was a good player, because in that albion supporters opinion he was a crap player playing for a shit team.

I asked why Pulis can't get albion's best player to play and keeps benching him. The answer? We play pragmatic football, as you should if you want to stay in the Prem - no time for a luxury player. Either there has been a big, big change in attitudes down at the stripeys or they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 04:05:23 PM
Black is getting paid decent wonga so I don't suppose he's too bothered about the outcome of the game. Plus if we aren't taken over he will get a massive pay rise and be in charge next season.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:06:29 PM
Is Black now officially TSM3?

I'd go for TMSM.

The Master Scottish Manager.

He's achieved mind f##king line ups and negativity that McLeish could only wet dream of.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:09:15 PM
Grealish

I was asked at work, apropos of nothing - I had literally just sat down in my chair at work in the morning and I hadn't even turned my computer on - why did I think Grealish was a good player, because in that albion supporters opinion he was a crap player playing for a shit team.

I asked why Pulis can't get albion's best player to play and keeps benching him. The answer? We play pragmatic football, as you should if you want to stay in the Prem - no time for a luxury player. Either there has been a big, big change in attitudes down at the stripeys or they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Or whisper it quietly, they're actually a bunch of fickle ****** that would sell their grannies for 3 points when shit comes to shove.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:12:12 PM
Studs up on Westwood but no yellow card?!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 04:13:14 PM
Gayle is getting on my fucking nerves....it AYEW, not ARYEW
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:13:43 PM
Wilshere being a gobby sod again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:14:29 PM
Studs up on Westwood but no yellow card?!
Possibly because Westwood doesn't actually exist in any sort of physical form. He's a trick of the light.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:15:05 PM
Scott Sinclair. A player with a dodgy first touch and the next six get progressively worse.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:15:56 PM
Another corner!!!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:16:52 PM
Grealish

I was asked at work, apropos of nothing - I had literally just sat down in my chair at work in the morning and I hadn't even turned my computer on - why did I think Grealish was a good player, because in that albion supporters opinion he was a crap player playing for a shit team.

I asked why Pulis can't get albion's best player to play and keeps benching him. The answer? We play pragmatic football, as you should if you want to stay in the Prem - no time for a luxury player. Either there has been a big, big change in attitudes down at the stripeys or they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Or whisper it quietly, they're actually a bunch of fickle c***s that would sell their grannies for 3 points when shit comes to shove.
Dick Avocado seemed to think Defoe was a luxury player that didn't really help Sunderland. Of course this is the same Defoe who, since Allardyce came in and decided the opposite, has kept Sunderland up.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on May 15, 2016, 04:17:01 PM
Has Sinclair done anything today?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:18:17 PM
Has Sinclair done anything today?
He's put a few airholes in the turf...Not that much of the turf mind you, but a little bit of it. Other than that, no.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 15, 2016, 04:21:58 PM
Has Sinclair done anything today all season?

Fixed.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 04:22:12 PM
Woo hoo Richards on. Get into him Villa
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Has Sinclair done anything today?

Well I've only been watching since half time and he's had the ball twice where both times he's run himself into trouble with an awful combination of head down running and white technique.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on May 15, 2016, 04:22:48 PM
Yay, richards is on, that's the only sub we'll see before the 86th minute.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:23:50 PM
One bastard goes out, another comes in.*



*For all you spaghetti western fans out there.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on May 15, 2016, 04:24:20 PM
Ah yes a, hopeless, defender on. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 04:24:27 PM
Good boy Alexis
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 04:24:52 PM
Goodbye Lescott.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:25:29 PM
Grealish

I was asked at work, apropos of nothing - I had literally just sat down in my chair at work in the morning and I hadn't even turned my computer on - why did I think Grealish was a good player, because in that albion supporters opinion he was a crap player playing for a shit team.

I asked why Pulis can't get albion's best player to play and keeps benching him. The answer? We play pragmatic football, as you should if you want to stay in the Prem - no time for a luxury player. Either there has been a big, big change in attitudes down at the stripeys or they're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Or whisper it quietly, they're actually a bunch of fickle c***s that would sell their grannies for 3 points when shit comes to shove.
Dick Avocado seemed to think Defoe was a luxury player that didn't really help Sunderland. Of course this is the same Defoe who, since Allardyce came in and decided the opposite, has kept Sunderland up.

I think you've misunderstood what I said.

The stripey wankers will twist anything to suit their current circumstances and bollocks to "The Albion Way", which is usually a dead end.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on May 15, 2016, 04:26:16 PM
Won't ever get one but that's a booking for me, very clumsy from Alexis and there's no chance he didn't know he was there.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 15, 2016, 04:26:17 PM
Alexis Sanchez with a late bid for our Player of the Season.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:27:06 PM
Good boy Alexis
This was my thought. Good God the Villa have made me bitter this season.
I look forward to the clean sweep and starting again...hopefully minus most of these charlatans.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on May 15, 2016, 04:27:13 PM
The albion are about as significant as 4 leafed clovers.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on May 15, 2016, 04:27:42 PM
Afternoon, gents.

Big question of the day is what's happened to the boys on the Cheltenham party bus?

Update: They got there at half time!!
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 04:27:47 PM
Gayle reckons sanchez ran into Richards because he didnt see him.

Richards is about 6ft 4' about 20 stone, black, wearing a bright yellow shirt.
Sanchez must be fucking blind.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on May 15, 2016, 04:29:23 PM
Did Richards get a warm welcome from our support?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on May 15, 2016, 04:31:04 PM
Did Ganajust get booked?  How is that worse than the Bellerin studs up one on Westwood?

I wish Black would get a fucking clue, Sinclair has been utterly anonymous and right now there's not much in the game, a bit of bravery to introduce Jack and Adama and we could win this but he seems happy to defend the 1-0 defeat, the fucking imbecile.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 04:31:43 PM
quality layoff from sinclair....to their man
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:31:58 PM
Black forced into bringing a creative player on. He won't like that
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:32:28 PM
Micah Richards really is an utter disgrace of a player.  He had every fucking attribute in his locker. He should be an absolute monster at the back but he's not done anything in 10 years to learn the finer points, the tactical parts of being a defender. He swaggered into our club like he's king shit. Any time the fans of questioned him he's been uppity about it, and he's shown absolutely no desire to better things for himself, or for the team. If not for Gabby, Richards would be the undisputed, biggest pile of dung we've ever had the misfortune to represent the club. In fact in many ways Richards is far worse. At least Gabby has had good moments with us. He made a lot out of limited talent. Richards has failed to utilize his ability in the most appalling way.  He should have been immense here. Coming in and being the center of the side. Being the captain. The stage was set for him to shine. Not only has he failed, but he's not even given it a good go, and worst of all it doesn't matter to him.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 04:32:35 PM
Perfect time for the ground to rock.... Sir Jack is coming come on you Villa boys
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on May 15, 2016, 04:33:02 PM
Well I think we  have done well so far.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on May 15, 2016, 04:34:20 PM
Well I think we  have done well so far.
yep. If anti football is your bag, we have been brilliant
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 15, 2016, 04:34:27 PM
Not bad from Black, only waited until the final 15 minutes of the last match of the season to try and get a draw.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:34:49 PM
Well I think we  have done well so far.
In fairness we've not been to shabby, but Arsenal have really been slack today. If we do one thing more this season, aside from putting a nail in Newcastles coffin last week, I really fucking hope we can deny Arsenal finishing 2nd. I would go down happy if we could do that before we go.
UTV.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 04:34:49 PM
Spurs relying on us *chortle*
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on May 15, 2016, 04:35:01 PM
I think we've done nothing so far.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 15, 2016, 04:35:45 PM
Well I think we  have done well so far.

Kiss of Death.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:35:47 PM
2
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 04:35:56 PM
2-0
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 04:36:00 PM
2-0
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on May 15, 2016, 04:36:03 PM
Well I think we  have done well so far.

Not really, we went 1 behind after 4 minutes and they've toyed with us since, if we'd created 2-3 chances I'd be with you but it's always been waiting for them to get a 2nd ... and there it is, right no queue.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:36:22 PM
Sod off Giroud!
Oh well, Arsene will take his brace is a suggestion that the guy is good enough for them to lead a title and Euro charge next season. Of course he's not, and Arsenal will flatter to deceive again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on May 15, 2016, 04:36:37 PM
Fuck off Sanchez - complete arse wipe of a player
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:36:41 PM
We're so humiliatingly shit it's unbelievable.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 04:36:43 PM
Going down without a fight. The Aston Villa way. At least we do that better than anyone.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dean saunders left boot on May 15, 2016, 04:36:49 PM
At last. I've been getting angry at Arsenal for not scoring more against us.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on May 15, 2016, 04:36:57 PM
Giroud. The man Arsenal fans say doesn't score enough.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 04:37:18 PM
3-0
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 04:37:42 PM
3-0. This is more like it.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:37:47 PM
Giroud. The man Arsenal fans say doesn't score enough.
He'll miss us next season.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:37:47 PM
Giroud hat-trick
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: in exile on May 15, 2016, 04:37:56 PM
Fuck it, fuck it all
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 04:38:15 PM
As I was saying. Fuck me
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 04:38:19 PM
Jane just made a good point - at least under-performing players and teams won't have us to break their duck against next season.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 04:38:23 PM
Rut - roh, it's not even injury time yet.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on May 15, 2016, 04:38:37 PM
We implode again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 04:38:41 PM
Giroud. The man Arsenal fans say doesn't score enough.
He'll miss us next season.

They'll miss us next season.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 15, 2016, 04:39:09 PM
Geeze, how many times in the last few seasons have Arsenal scored twice in a minute or so against us?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:39:18 PM
I really hope this bunch of absolute thermo-nuclear c u n t s gets abducted by aliens on the way home. The useless twats.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on May 15, 2016, 04:39:58 PM
OK apologies for the last post but positive is Spuds don't do second
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: HolmesyVilla on May 15, 2016, 04:40:20 PM
4 more to level Ted Drake isn't it?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 15, 2016, 04:40:46 PM
There are so many of these players I really never want to see again.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:41:11 PM
Dozy Sanchez.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 04:41:43 PM
Geeze, how many times in the last few seasons have Arsenal scored twice in a minute or so against us?

They probably game plan for it. Wenger probably has them keep it to 2-0 and stable until they can score 2 or 3 more in a minute to kill it off.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: murfee on May 15, 2016, 04:42:02 PM
That 3rd goal, Bacuna just watched him run in to score. Its that kind of commitment that gets him picked every week
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 15, 2016, 04:42:08 PM
We're long relegated, it's the final 2 games of the season, do you think "fuck it let's try and show something" or do you end up with 5 shots and 1 on target in total in those 2 games?
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 04:44:11 PM
LOL - Spurs implosion and 5-1 to Newcastle.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:44:17 PM
Passengers Bunn, Guzan, Hutton, Bacuna, Richards, Lescott, Westwood, Sinclair, Richardson, Agbonlahor, please wait at the assembly point ready for boarding HMS Fuck Off.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on May 15, 2016, 04:44:36 PM
I really hope this bunch of absolute thermo-nuclear c u n t s gets abducted by aliens on the way home. The useless twats.

Is is too harsh to wish for a fatal coach crash and we can claim on the insurance.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:44:39 PM
Pitch invasion of one person. It's like going back to the dark ages of football
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:45:46 PM
I really hope this bunch of absolute thermo-nuclear c u n t s gets abducted by aliens on the way home. The useless twats.

Is is too harsh to wish for a fatal coach crash and we can claim on the insurance.

Bit harsh. I'll settle for presumed still alive, but no longer on this planet.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on May 15, 2016, 04:46:15 PM
LOL - Spurs implosion and 5-1 to Newcastle.
Yeah, but once every season is nothing...our lads are imploding like that EVERY week! That takes dedication.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on May 15, 2016, 04:46:54 PM
I really hope this bunch of absolute thermo-nuclear c u n t s gets abducted by aliens on the way home. The useless twats.

Have to say mate, Thermo Nuclear C**ts is THE best description of this group of players I think I've heard.

Bravo Sir.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on May 15, 2016, 04:47:00 PM
Christ, we're shit.

When will it end.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: in exile on May 15, 2016, 04:48:27 PM
Christ, we're shit.

When will it end.
Soon Stu, soon
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:48:29 PM
LOL - Spurs implosion and 5-1 to Newcastle.
Yeah, but once every season is nothing...our lads are imploding like that EVERY week! That takes dedication.

Dedication and expert training (he's got 37 years in football you know). Answers the question of what they do all week
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on May 15, 2016, 04:49:18 PM
And stil lthe useless fucker in our dugout won't give hepburn-murphy or Adama a few minutes, he really is a clueless waste of skin.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on May 15, 2016, 04:49:42 PM
And another.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on May 15, 2016, 04:50:05 PM
Groan. Nice of us to give Arteta a good send off.
I'm off to go projectile vomit all over my flat.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on May 15, 2016, 04:50:10 PM
What a set of useless, thick, incompetent cock cheese farmers.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:50:21 PM
Well it wouldn't be Villa if we didn't concede in injury time
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 04:50:28 PM
Hahaha and fucking OG to end it. Fuck me
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 15, 2016, 04:50:53 PM
Yeeeessssss!!!!!

Finally, our season is over.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on May 15, 2016, 04:52:07 PM
Have they announced the new owners and manager yet
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Des Little on May 15, 2016, 04:52:40 PM
Thank the Lord. It's done.
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 15, 2016, 04:52:59 PM
How incredibly fitting was that?

a) shit line up - check
b) no plan - check
c) no effort - check
d) opposition player who is lacking confidence scores hat trick - check
e) 4-0 battering - check
f) goal in injury time to them - check

Bonus points - OG by us - check
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: gnrpoison on May 15, 2016, 04:53:08 PM
Finally it is done
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on May 15, 2016, 04:55:46 PM
Yes! Finally. It's finished.

Great fans, great people on here-you've kept me sane!

Woeful season. Woeful players. I hate almost all of them, and would throw them into a volcano if I could.

Black, you're an utter ******, and I wish you nothing but sadness and misery in your 'career' as a shit coach...whatever you are.

players-where's your professional price? ******.

Roll on new owners, a new manager, and less of these bellends we pay to play for us.

Up the Villa.
 
Title: Re: Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: kieron on May 15, 2016, 05:01:21 PM
What a set of useless, thick, incompetent cock cheese farmers.

And there we have it, folks.
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