Arsenal v Abject Aston Villa Match Thread

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Afternoon, gents.

Big question of the day is what's happened to the boys on the Cheltenham party bus?

[JUAN PABLO]

so bacuna is center back?

[clash city rocker]

Totally agree with the wilshire comments. A good observation. An apt description.

[Toronto Villa]

What does Black actually have them do during the week?

[supertom]

If there's one person I don't want to score today it's the hideous, gormless, shit-headed little asshole Jack Wilshere. He's everything that's wrong with modern British footballers in a nutshell. He's a poster boy. I despise the little tosser.

This one might have passed me by, but I don't quite understand the anti-Wilshere loathing.

It's mostly his face, but it's also (along with several thousand other reasons):
That he's some sort of Chav deity.
He's always acting like a plank and getting in the papers.
He's a moaning little tosspot.
His face.
He thinks he's far better than he is.
Mostly: Like many hyped British talents he's vastly overrated. I think he's bang average when he plays and most of the time he's injured anyway.
And he plays for Arsenal.

[HolmesyVilla]

My first thought when I see a lot of our players is just how much I'd like to set fire to them.

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Inflammable
He burns like fock
He burns like fo-o-o-ock

[Matt C]

Did you mention his face?

[Monty]

Okay fine, why not, but I don't see why that's so different to anybody else. And I think he's pretty good when he's not injured - it just so happens that that's a massive 'when'.

[andyh]

I know we have out (un)fair share of them, but is there a more pointless footballer than scott fucking sinclair

[auntiesledd]

so bacuna is center back?

Aye. I'm assuming that Cack has stuck him there to show the Real Madrid scouting party his additional - and indeed comprehensive - defensive qualities.

[CJ]

I know we have out (un)fair share of them, but is there a more pointless footballer than scott fucking sinclair

Yeah, if only we had better options on the  bench.........oh

[Edvard Remberg]

Brilliant from Lescott giving them a corner rather letting it go for a GK or clear it

[clash city rocker]

I don't think that in most games bacunna has a clue where he is playing. He just finds a place on the pitch he likes and just jogs round while practising those silly grins and pretends he his playing champions league football.

[HolmesyVilla]

Brilliant from Lescott giving them a corner rather letting it go for a GK or clear it

I know, I am so proud of the Aston Villa captain.
What the fuck is going on in our club

[CJ]

Hahahahahaha Wilshere