Wanker of the season

[Witton Warrior]

What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?

[croatian]

Now we just need the word "Cuntitude" to emerge...

Excellent....and so fitting.

[Villa in Denmark]

Has anyone said MON?

If not, why not?

Too forgiving you lot are.

Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.

my Post of the Day

His master wankasm of terminal cuntery has sadly lasted season upon season.

It's what air traffic controllers call wake turbulence.

[adrenachrome]

What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?

The Jizz Bucket.

In addition to all the other wretched records we have smashed to pieces this season, we can now proudly add the highest Coefficient of Onanism ever achieved by a sporting institution. 

[Villa in Denmark]

What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?

The Jizz Bucket.

In addition to all the other wretched records we have smashed to pieces this season, we can now proudly add the highest Coefficient of Onanism ever achieved by a sporting institution. 

Second prize is The Soggy Biscuit?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?

The Jizz Bucket.

In addition to all the other wretched records we have smashed to pieces this season, we can now proudly add the highest Coefficient of Onanism ever achieved by a sporting institution. 

Second prize is The Soggy Biscuit?

Brown Tea Towel holder.

[Toronto Villa]

Didn't know where else to put this but this seemed as appropriate a place as any, but former Villa Wanker of the Season winner Stephen Ireland has broken his leg in training.

[mr underhill]

oh dear.

[auntiesledd]

What will be presented to the winner of this esteemed award?
The Golden Tissue Holder?

I was just thinking the self-same, WW - apart from the Golden Tissue Holder bit. Good shout btw.   

[brian green]

Because the Old Testament says the people of Onan did cast their seed upon the ground, a small Oscar sized sculpture of  a hand in mid cast, the thumb and forefinger forming an 'O' for Onan might be appropriate.

[b23]

What's the difference between an egg and a wank ?

You can beat an egg.

[mal]

In the case of N'Zogbia who I can't believe is not winning this poll I suggest his prize might well be a tub full of viagra.

[Bad English]

Remember folks:

[peter w]

Which towel was that that Garde threw in?  The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?

The one where he was on a multi-million pound contract. The very same one where he had the choice to resign from if he felt so compelled but chose to act unprofessionally and mope around the place while showing no enthusiasm. That was the towel and rather than let him get away with it because everyone hates Lerner he should be heavily castigated because of it. Not because some Croatian no mark keeper, or some Newcastle forward that has been rubbish but is on great money, didn't come but because of his attitude.

The Grade A wanker. He set the tone for the splits behind the scenes on the footballing side becoming a chasm.

[Dave]

Which towel was that that Garde threw in?  The one the board handed him to wipe off the shit they piled on him?

The one where he was on a multi-million pound contract. The very same one where he had the choice to resign from if he felt so compelled but chose to act unprofessionally and mope around the place while showing no enthusiasm.

Yet you don't seem to think that Black is acting unprofessionally by moping around the place  while showing no enthusiasm?