Wanker of the season

[kippaxvilla2]

Ever since 4-year contracts plus huge wages became the norm, clubs have run the risk of being saddled with a player deciding to spit his dummy out if something didn't suit and then sit back for 3+ years, thieving a small fortune for doing fuck-all.
I have wondered if, this season, the Villa have become the first club to find themselves with a large percentage of their first team squad pulling the same stroke at the same time?

Therefore;

Richards, Agbonlahor, Lescott and, of course, N'Zogbia.

Completing the five is the man who, for me, gained the triple-distinction of . . . . . . . .

Throw-in of the season:   v Sunderland
Back-pass of the season: v Southampton
and then, as I'm sure Ciaran Clark's head will agree,
Attempted clearance of the season: v Newcastle

Step forward Leandro 'Grinning Gormless Wanker' Bacuna.

Doesn't Gana against Man City still take the gold medal in 'Backpass of the season'?

Quite.  You know you are in trouble when there are several very genuine candidates for such an award.

[Clampy]

Has anyone said Franksey? If not, he's my second choice.

[Lucky Eddie]

Has anyone said MON?

If not, why not?

Too forgiving you lot are.

[garyshawsknee]

I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.

[Villa in Denmark]

I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.

Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.

The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is ******.  One of the few occasions where the word ****** is appropriate.  The ******.

[West Derby Villan]

I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.

Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.

The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***.  One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate.  The c***.

SECONDED !

[mr underhill]

his scouse side kick is also a twat and a boarderline c***

[garyshawsknee]

I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.

Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.

The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***.  One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate.  The c***.

SECONDED !

you have won me over guys !!!

[oswald funkletrumpet]

I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.

Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.

The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***.  One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate.  The c***.

i quite liked lovejoy, sunday nights after butterflies, driving round nice countryside having antique related adventures

[Tony Erdington]

I know he doesn't present a football show now, but Tim Lovejoy is still and forever will be ,a massive wanker.

Sorry Mr. Shaw, you're 100% wrong there.

The only acceptable description of Lovejoy is c***.  One of the few occasions where the word c*** is appropriate.  The c***.

let me settle this for you.

LOVEJOY IS A MASSIVE ****** AND EQUALLY A HUGE WANKER. There all's right with the world. all Chelsea fans are wankas

[Villa in Denmark]

his scouse side kick is also a twat and a boarderline c***

I was fortunate enough to only have to put up with him when he was accompanied by Helen Chamberlain.

[Tony Erdington]

Has anyone said Franksey? If not, he's my second choice.

fuck me saw franksie/wanksie at vp Saturday. I hadn't got a clue who he was, but a mateof mine shouted over to him (I don't know something along the lines of franksie ye ******) to which I said franksie from radio wm,  but when he realised someone had recognised him, oh he did speed up walking. yes your right complete weapon.

[Villa in Denmark]

Has anyone said MON?

If not, why not?

Too forgiving you lot are.

Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.

[Tony Erdington]

Has anyone said MON?

If not, why not?

Too forgiving you lot are.

Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.

my Post of the Day

[Lucky Eddie]

Has anyone said MON?

If not, why not?

Too forgiving you lot are.

Escapes on a technicality. It's wanker of this season, not 2010/11.

my Post of the Day

His master wankasm of terminal cuntery has sadly lasted season upon season.