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Author Topic: Wanker of the season  (Read 30853 times)

Offline DaveD

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #90 on: May 08, 2016, 05:51:40 PM »
As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.

And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.

If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))

I think...

Offline IAmTheOneIanOlney

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2016, 06:23:22 PM »
So many worthy wankers, but top wanker for me is Richards. A lot of off-the-field talk about passion and not giving up and the complete opposite on it. I think his "tracking back" for Tadic's goal the other week summed him up perfectly.

Offline CJ

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #92 on: May 08, 2016, 06:49:48 PM »
As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.

And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.

If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))

I think...

And that's Numberwang! 

Or in this case Numberwank

Offline pooligan

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #93 on: May 08, 2016, 07:42:14 PM »
I could have done with ELEVEN  votes,one for each of the gutless wankers who took to the pitch against Liverpool in the biggest humiliation i have ever witnessed at Villa Park Still as i am only allowed five votes,in no particular order they are Gabby,Richards,Bacauna,N;Zogbia and Lescott

Offline mobythevillan

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #94 on: May 08, 2016, 07:50:02 PM »
Love it. Peg, from Married With Children....and her maiden name was.....

Offline UK Redsox

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #95 on: May 08, 2016, 07:56:12 PM »
As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.

And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.

If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))

I think...

Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist

Offline wittonwarrior

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #96 on: May 08, 2016, 07:59:59 PM »
Can someone properly explain as to why Guzan  has been booed  recently.  Okay he's now a shit keeper but Hutton is a shit right back and is a cult figure. 

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2016, 08:02:08 PM »
As I pointed out, ViD forgot to divide votes by 5.

And as he pointed out, I forgot to multiply by 5 going the other way.

If you assume everybody voted 5 times exactly, then the percentage of people voting for Gabby is 100-(5×(20-Gabby%))

I think...

Who are the 2.3% who don't have Flabby as one of their top five wankers?

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #98 on: May 08, 2016, 08:19:42 PM »
me, because he's beyond wank

Offline Witton Warrior

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #99 on: May 08, 2016, 08:20:47 PM »
Anyone got a spare vote they don't want?

Offline West Derby Villan

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #100 on: May 08, 2016, 08:21:44 PM »
Can someone properly explain as to why Guzan  has been booed  recently.  Okay he's now a shit keeper but Hutton is a shit right back and is a cult figure.


He was part of "gum gate" along with Lescott, I think

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #101 on: May 08, 2016, 08:21:46 PM »
So many worthy wankers, but top wanker for me is Richards. A lot of off-the-field talk about passion and not giving up and the complete opposite on it. I think his "tracking back" for Tadic's goal the other week summed him up perfectly.

Absolutely agree.

In fact, it summed us up, not just him.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #102 on: May 08, 2016, 08:22:48 PM »
Very interesting that, even with five votes each, Remi Garde, the manager who oversaw a prolonged period of horseshit results, only garners a total of four votes.

Offline West Derby Villan

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #103 on: May 08, 2016, 08:28:03 PM »
Very interesting that, even with five votes each, Remi Garde, the manager who oversaw a prolonged period of horseshit results, only garners a total of four votes.


Think he has been given the benefit of the doubt as he was treated abysmally by our fine club

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Wanker of the season
« Reply #104 on: May 08, 2016, 08:29:20 PM »
Very interesting that, even with five votes each, Remi Garde, the manager who oversaw a prolonged period of horseshit results, only garners a total of four votes.


Think he has been given the benefit of the doubt as he was treated abysmally by our fine club

I agree, just surprised that only four people thought otherwise.

 


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