Wanker of the season

[PaulWinch again]

It's between Richards and N'Zogbia for me, although you could put up a credible case for about 10 people, which is a damning indictment in itself.

[SamTheMouse]

There are 19 names on that list.

I could have had 19 votes, it still wouldn't have been enough.

The man sitting on the golden throne of wankdomium is of course Gabby, because he's been carefully honing his wankariousness for years now.

But coming a close second is Timmy, for populating our squad with fucking twatbastards and generally being a cockspangle.

[supertom]

I used my five votes for Gabby, Lescott, Richards, Bacuna and the final option was a toss up between Black and Guzan. I opted for Black. Obviously Guzan is fucking shit and the spitting incident was stupid, but other than that his attitude generally seems to be okay. However Black...I know he was given a really shitty job to do but the fact he has set out such negative line ups, even when we're already down (lets face it we were down months before he came in anyway) is unforgivable. I think it's fucking pathetic. As pathetic as anything a Villa "manager" has ever done in the history of the club. It's right on level with McLeish's final game against Norwich. We were safe. A final home game against a bog standard side. We could have enjoyed it but he played about 8 defenders and then Heskey on the wing IIRC. If a game really matters and is a must not lose kind of game I can see why you might set out not to lose and be a bit cautious, but when the result is utterly irrelevant...PLAY FOR A WIN YOU UTTER, UTTER FUCKING COCK WOMBLE.

I've decided that nothing about football, and in particular when it's my club, winds me up more than that kind of pathetic apathy. Black's lineup should have been a criminal offence. He should have been locked up for it. I won't go as far as suggesting we bring back hanging, but ask me again after the final game. 

[supertom]

I've just been looking for Scott Sinclair on that list. I looked again and again but I couldn't find him. Is that somehow ironic?

[olaftab]

In no particular order
N'Zogbia
Agbonlahor
Lescott
Richards
Fux

[Clark W Griswold]

You missed 'wanker' at the end of 'worst captain since the titanic' otherwise an excellent summing up !
In order, 1. Gabby 2. NZogbia 3. Fox 4. Richards 5. Grealish
Several others could have won it by a mile in many of our other premier league years including Lescott, Bacuna, Guzan, Okore. Just goes to show what a perfect storm of wankers its been.

[Ian.]

1. Richards
2. Gabby
3. NZog
4. Lescott
5. Tim

The top four just do not seem to care and Tim for creating probably the most absurd bunch of fuckwits to wear a Villa shirt.

[SheffieldVillain]

Tough choice, but I went for:
1. N'Zogbia - for consistency in being a wanker
2. Richards - malicious wanker
3. Sherwood - typical ego-driven mouthy ex-pro thinks he knows it all wanker
4. Gabby - was meant to be one of us wanker
5. Lescott - is that my phone in my pocket wanker

[dave shelley]

In no particular order:

Richards
Agbonlahor
Black
Sherwood
Lescott

All because of their attitude and disdain of our club.

[Malandro]

Richards, Lescott, Bacuna, N'zogbia and Flabby.

[Drummond]

Leandro 'Champions League - I'm having a laugh' Bacuna

Lescott
Agbonlahor
Fox

[Pete3206]

Bacuna
Bacuna
Bacuna
Gabby
Richards

[Ad@m]

I've just been looking for Scott Sinclair on that list. I looked again and again but I couldn't find him. Is that somehow ironic?

Literally crying with laughter...

[Phil from the upper holte]

I've just been looking for Scott Sinclair on that list. I looked again and again but I couldn't find him. Is that somehow ironic?

Hasn't really been played has he. He's not been great when he has. I'd let him go aswell

[Nunkin1965]

Sinclair is a wierd one. He's been there but he hasn't been there. I mean when he's been selected and in the first 11 he's been on the pitch but he hasn't been on the pitch.

Maybe he's an android like Ash in Alien.