Watford FC v Aston Villa (R) - Post Shambles Thread

[oswald funkletrumpet]

More than likely to end with 13 defeats in a row. That's over a third of the season without taking a single point. It's not even physically possible to be that toss.

i hope we dont lose 13 on the bounce as that would be unlucky

Boom boom!   

im here all week, try the kiev

[Jimbo]

The really depressing thing is we've got more of this to come next season. This utter shitness won't magically change. The club is fundamentally broken.

It will change (be it for better or - if possible - worse) as soon as the fuckwit owner leaves.  Every single ounce of this shit I put  down to him.  He has really fucked up this great football club. 

If there's one thing that can't be brought into question about Randy Lerner, it's his ability to fuck things up. I simply can't see him not fucking up any takeover.

[David_Nab]

Have to see it again but looked like Cissoko got the ball and Hutton was there so wasn't last man , but wtf was happening that some how with 3 cbs on the pitch a long ball over top left us with just 2 full backs miles away from each other left covering ....?

So we are down to 10 so we decided to stay with 3 at back with Bacuna at Right CB , Toner out at LB being exposed by the left winger they brought on....Gana had to go injured I understand by Sinclar ..really

We did well to get to 2-1 up the system was flawed from get go , the 3 all left footed Cbs looked awkward and unsure of positions , fortunately Watford was useless especially the RB who constantly gave ball away.MF constantly found themselves with no out balls to do being a man short compared to Watford

In the end they should of had a red before the goals the equaliser was a great cross but poor marking ,again the 3 CBs now inc Bacuna not knowing thier positions.The winner just simple ball knocked into box bounced off Lescott I think nicely for Deeney to put away.

[brian green]

We will start next season as unprepared and unfit as we did last season.  Nothing at Villa Park is being done with any sign of urgency.  We are still sleep walking.

[maigrait]

I think we were unfortunate with some of the refereeing today. Abdi should have been red-carded, and we were left 9v11 for a few moments until Gana was allowed back on the pitch. Cissokho's red card looked debatable (on my dodgy stream); he came across and won the ball, and I don't think the Watford player would then have made it to the ball even if Cissokho did deliberately obstruct him. I can't blame Cissokho for that situation in any event - he came across to cover the centre backs, and managed to get a decent tackle in initially.

He was rightly sent off. Lifted his leg and gifted the watford fella to trip over it. Made a great tackle initially and then had a high leg that took him out.

However they should have had several players on yellows and quite rightly your man abdi sent off. Inconsistent refing again.

[oswald funkletrumpet]

....and just think of the shirt name revenue.....OswaldFunkeltrumpet. Millions through the tills.

and loads of misspelt shirts in the skip round the back, ozblowed fuckbucket

[curiousorange]

We will start next season as unprepared and unfit as we did last season.  Nothing at Villa Park is being done with any sign of urgency.  We are still sleep walking.

One thing I want to see change (among other things) when the club is sold is the urgency with which changes are made. Managers, signing players, sponsorship...it seems to take other clubs about two minutes to see what needs changing and then do it.

[BOB MANSFIELD]

Sorry I spelled your name wrong. ......but the more letters the better, eh Mr Funkletrumpet. (tick) ? :-)

[kippaxvilla2]

11 (Eleven)

[ez]

We will start next season as unprepared and unfit as we did last season.  Nothing at Villa Park is being done with any sign of urgency.  We are still sleep walking.

Probably right. I do wonder if any take over talks are even taking place.

[ChicagoLion]

So you leave a right and left back in those positions marking no one and no centre half, so a punt down the middle is enough to turn the game and then add Blacks genius and that is what you get.
Just when you thought it could not get any worse, by the way Watford are a poor team.

[Jimbo]

We will start next season as unprepared and unfit as we did last season.  Nothing at Villa Park is being done with any sign of urgency.  We are still sleep walking.

One thing I want to see change (among other things) when the club is sold is the urgency with which changes are made. Managers, signing players, sponsorship...it seems to take other clubs about two minutes to see what needs changing and then do it.

Some kind of intent, purpose and direction would be nice.

[CJ]

It must take 35 years of seeing how things are done right to be able to systematically do everything that could possibly be wrong to enable you to fuck up so predictably week after week - from the line up which was designed as damage limitation, to playing the same useless players like Bacuna, to compounding it with substitutions that were - at best - head-scratchingly tactically inept. Well done Eric - new records duly achieved, now please kindly fuck off with the rest of them.

[brian green]

Could not agree more curious.  We fart arse and faff about with everything we do.  There is no dynamism about the club.  You get the picture of all the yes men and women waiting for Lerner to call from his country club or his golf course so they can get instructions.  If he does not call the decisions do not get made.

Shirley). Will you phone Mr Lerner?

Tracey)  No You do it. I called him last time.

Shirley)  What shall I say?

Tracey)  Just say a man phoned who wants to buy the club.

Shirley) But I have forgotten his name.  He said it so quick.

Tracey)  Just say a Chinese gentleman.

Shirley) I think I will wait until he calls back.  So I can get his name right.

Tracey)  Good idea.  Is that the time?

[steamer]

Did I miss something, Why did Remi leave ?
Was it to improve Morale ?
Another Mystery.