Bernstein and King Resign from the Board

[django]

Not exactly front page material. I doubt most Villa fans are surprised and doubt anyone else cares. To be honest it's not exactly professional but presumably laughing gas doesn't have any calories, and if he was in a hotel with some 'new friends' it's not like he's out on the town celebrating relegation either.

I hoped it would be something we could sack someone for but i don't think this is it. Still Gabby doesn't look too depressed so that's something we can stop worrying about.

[Zouch Villa]

Sorry folks, struggling to keep up with developments.  Who's Gabby been fisting?

[CJ]

Sorry folks, struggling to keep up with developments.  Who's Gabby been fisting?

Us for the last 5 years

[sickbeggar]

On a related note, has anyone had a worse day at the office than Hollis is currently experiencing? I'd imagine he's currently curled up in the foetal position under his bed with a shotgun and a litre bottle of whisky

[thick_mike]

The headline for that article should have been "Meh"

[Marlon From Bearwood]

I knew it wouldn't be ISIS related. If ISIS were to target a football stadium it would surely be West Ham, who are named after two things ISIS really hate.

[DeKuip]

It was front page of The Sun, it was only ever going to be something as unimportant as this.

[Jimbo]

Is it just me, or does Flabby's nose look, er, a bit white in that picture?

[BC54 VFC]

What is the record time for exceeding 50 pages?

[curiousorange]

I knew it wouldn't be ISIS related. If ISIS were to target a football stadium it would surely be West Ham, who are named after two things ISIS really hate.

Bravo, sir.

[AV89]

Haha! Hopefully we can sack him for not following his fitness regime

Can't sack him unless he's done something illegal.

[cdward]

Sky sports saying that an opportunity to appoint a new manager had arisen, and Bernstein and King wanted it to happen ASAP, but the decision was not backed, so they walked.

[thick_mike]

What is the record time for exceeding 50 pages?

23minutes - January 23rd 2012, Chelsea away match thread. Puns about fish pies

[jembob]

Gabby has turned into the sort of wastrel who earns a fortune in his twenties and is broke by their mid thirties. People like him squander their fortunes and I hope that the club cut off his bloated salary sooner rather than later. Not even the PFA can defend this behaviour.
Sadly, the photos in the Sun show a bloated, pissed up Yesterdays Man. He has to go.

[Steve R]

How do pictures from a hotel room with only 4/5/6 'friends' in it end up in the Sun's next edition?

Jeez, he is fkin thick.