Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread

[PaulWinch again]

Ah yes the least interesting thing about Villa at the moment, the actual games.

[brian green]

The answer MPG is that your sick note is not accepted.  I have got an achy breaky heart and I am still going.

[HolmesyVilla]

Unfortunately you are obligated to attend but you are fully entitled and permitted to vent your anger and frustrations to these overpaid ungrateful toothless spineless unlionesque mofos. Give em hell the letdown ******

[UK Redsox]

Question- As a season ticket holder am I contractually obligated to attend? If I get a note from my Mum to say I am a bit poorly can I miss this one- please?

Any attempt to get out of this by bringing a note will mean you have to watch in your underwear.

[brian green]

Proper underwear.  No Ann Summers fol de rols or frippery.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Y Fronts and string vests are the dress code for Saturday.

[supertom]

It would be so Aston Villa of us if Remi's exit wasn't finalised before this game and then we win it surprisingly convincingly, and then he'll be gone Sunday morning.

[Gregorys Boy]

Seem to be having these sorts of games every week at the moment   Will go for them to get a functional 0-2 win.

[olaftab]

We will finally end any hope Chelsea have if finishing second☺️

[olaftab]

Proper underwear.  No Ann Summers fol de rols or frippery.

Oh bugger....I have been waiting all season to wear those😟

[CT Villan]

They'll score as many as they want...probably be 4 or 5. We may have a shot on target, but most likely not.

[CJ]

Gabby to significantly increase his touches-per-game stats with the number of kick offs we'll have. Us nil, them lots.

[darren woolley]

0-2 Chelsea.

[Lobsterboy]

1-3 which will probably feel like a good result given our all round shitness!

[Dave Cooper please]

All the signs of a training match style 0-3, with at least one massive clanger.

Is that a Daesh clanger? Kids TV is getting seriously cutting edge. Paxman doing Newsround?

Looks more like a fascist Clanger to me, albeit a rather stupid one who is doing the Nazi salute with the wrong arm.