Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread

[The Laughing Policeman]

Our lot are so thick they haven't worked out that if they show just a tiny bit of heart and work ethic they may just get a decent transfer when it comes to clear out time.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

All the signs of a training match style 0-3, with at least one massive clanger.

[Mossie Hennebry]

Chelsea (-2) 4/1. It's like buying money. I had a relapse against Swansea and backed a Villa win. And it felt like we were winning until they scored. Won't be making that mistake again. For the less adventurous, you'll get 7/5 on Chelsea (-1).

[PeterWithesShin]

Them 4 Us 1. Maybe if we're really lucky we'll fluke a goal. Gotta be as optimistic as possible!

[Des Little]

Our turnstile staff should be giving paracetamol to every 'customer' as we enter on Saturday.

[PeterWithesShin]

On the plus side, I won't be there to see us get battered.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

0-3
Guzan hat-trick.

[levico]

Garde still here?

Just another bad day at the office.

0-2

[black pearl of inchicore]

Chelsea to win...depending on their mood....
This is the game where i be giving back my free issue scarf from a few seasons back...tie it to the upper holte front row hand rail.

[appyarryampton]

0-5
Guzan to do the hokey cokey again on anything between the penalty spot and six yard box.
Garde to walk out on the 74th minute.

[edgysatsuma89]

All the signs of a training match style 0-3, with at least one massive clanger.

Is that a Daesh clanger? Kids TV is getting seriously cutting edge. Paxman doing Newsround?

[VancouverLion]

0-3
Shudder at the thought of seeing Richardson again at left back if Garde gets the boot and fkin KMac is in charge!

[Ron Manager]

I see Agbonlahor and Richards have been showing their usual professional dedication by living it up in Dubai.Thing is I am not in the least surprised.Far too much money for far too little return.

[OzVilla]

0 - 3. Another thrashing at the hands of that plastic, all fur coat and no knickers club.

[Virgil Caine]

Question- As a season ticket holder am I contractually obligated to attend? If I get a note from my Mum to say I am a bit poorly can I miss this one- please?