Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread

[Clampy]

It goes without saying its going to be tough. Hopefully he'll leave out Gabby, Richards and possibly Hutton. I'd give Lyden and Sinclair a start and put Bacuna in at right back and Okore back in for Clark.

[Chris Smith]

I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?

Yes. The football won't be but I will be warmer.

[Tayls_7]

I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?

Yes. The football won't be but I will be warmer.

What's all this about powderpuff defences and attacks? Powderpuff plays central midfield, no.15

[TonyD]

Think of a number between 4 and 7. 

[eddiemunster]

instead of the team coming out to david bowies heroes they could change it to no more heroes

Coldplay - Yellow

How about this by Albertos Y Lost Trios Paranioas, https://youtu.be/6RIYi0D_m4o

[myf]

Take it richardson aint playing as just seen him walking round shirley park with his gorgeous wife

[Five Villa Tattoos]

All I can think of is that our back four is a barricade consisting of knackered bits of card, past their best and held together crudely with tape. Spuds will breach it like their monster trucks.
Match of the Day 2 will be a massive wankathon tonight.

[adrenachrome]

I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?

Yes. The football won't be but I will be warmer.

If you have ever sat in the Holte End with a freezing Noth Wind rattling your knackers/minge, you soon develop a keen sense of weather systems and their effect on your well being.  Fortunately I now reside in P6 where one may bask in the westerly breezes and doze in the occasional patches of sunshine on offer.

[seanthevillan]

Amazing that a fluke win in any of our games would see us only 6 points behind and in with a chance. Wasn't our first game at home after the whole O'Neill/Europe fiasco against Spurs? They went 2-0 up and it finished 2-1?

Would love us to do the same to them, but cannot imagine a game scenario where we come out on top.

[PeterWithesShin]

Amazing that a fluke win in any of our games would see us only 6 points behind and in with a chance. Wasn't our first game at home after the whole O'Neill/Europe fiasco against Spurs? They went 2-0 up and it finished 2-1?

Would love us to do the same to them, but cannot imagine a game scenario where we come out on top.

If you mean after Moscow it was Stoke at home, we were 2 up and cruising and they scored twice in the last mins or so.

[PeterWithesShin]

Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.

[walsall villain]

Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.

Well my excitement level is zero. Perhaps it's a nice pint or meal on the way you are excited about? I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be great to actual look forward to going. If I hadn't got a season ticket I wouldn't bother. Sorry to piss on your chips but excited? Bah

[Toronto Villa]

Did the clocks not go forward in the UK?

[spangley1812]

Did the clocks not go forward in the UK?

No mate its in a couple of weeks over here

[PeterWithesShin]

Nope, another couple of weeks.