Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread

[PeterWithesShin]

Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.

Well my excitement level is zero. Perhaps it's a nice pint or meal on the way you are excited about? I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be great to actual look forward to going. If I hadn't got a season ticket I wouldn't bother. Sorry to piss on your chips but excited? Bah

I was being sarcastic which doesn't always translate well online.

[Toronto Villa]

Ah right. Here I am waiting for the teams to be announced. It's just after 10am here, clocks went forward earlier this morning.

[walsall villain]

Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.

Well my excitement level is zero. Perhaps it's a nice pint or meal on the way you are excited about? I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be great to actual look forward to going. If I hadn't got a season ticket I wouldn't bother. Sorry to piss on your chips but excited? Bah

I was being sarcastic which doesn't always translate well online.

Sorry, missed that one. I thought the spring sunshine had got to you.

[olaftab]

I am calm about this game as pressure is lifted now that  relegation struggle is over. Let's see what Tottingham can do.

[PeterWithesShin]

And my chauffeur driven limo is RedSox.

[olaftab]

I wouldn't get in a car with a bloke wearing red socks!

[PeterWithesShin]

There's a bloke called Dirk that only wears white ones.

[olaftab]

You acquaint with some weirdos.

[Legion]

Yoo-hoo!