Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread

[Legion]

Not going to watch us potentially getting thrashed by Spurs tomorrow afternoon, but am going to watch Cam in action for the U14s v Manchester City U14s at Bodymoor Heath in the morning instead. Far, far more enjoyable. Bad fan.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm quietly confident that I won't enjoy tomorrow anywhere near as much as I did being at Bromsgrove today.

[LeeB]

Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.

Lol

[Steve67]

Every out of form team seems to bounce back after playing Villa. I don't see this being any different but I guess the tide has to turn somewhere.

[olaftab]

Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.

It's to give Tottingham maximum time to recover from Thursday match!

[adrenachrome]

Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.

It's to give Tottingham maximum time to recover from Thursday match!

Nonsense.

It is to punish those fans who have been stupid enough to stay till the end of the slaughter to wait on a the platform for a train at Aston Station towards Birmingham for a minimum of 45 minutes while being marched up and down by people in orange jackets with walky talkies with absurd messages about imminent arrivals and their carriage length and who, by the way, are universally adamant that AVFC could not give a tinker's fuck about the situation.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Our last 4 games it's 15-2 aggregate score😢

[olaftab]

So just keeping it to 3-0 to them would be an improvement? 

[tony scott]

Everyone ones entitled to their opinions but to say Westwood is the worst player to put on a VillA Shirt are you having a lard I've seen nothing of the present midfield that's an improvement on him with trawling through our history

[QuintonVilla]

Spurs -2, 17/5
Kane to score 2 or more, 5/1

Make myself some money out of our shiteness.

[pbavfckuwait]

Things you know will happen at B6 this afternoon, Walker and Rose to have the freedom of the wings at Villa Park all afternoon long.Deli Ali  who is a very good prospect to look like Lionel Messi, Eriksen to look like Iniesta, that twat face yob in their midfield Dyer to get away with at least 4 bookable offences before the ref has a word. Kane who is a class player because he gets into space, makes his own time and is a very good finisher plus a hard worker, will manage all of his attributes but without the hard work required.
If they score one, within 240 seconds they will score another, we will get a consolation, boy am I not looking forward to this.

[Jimbo]

Everyone ones entitled to their opinions but to say Westwood is the worst player to put on a VillA Shirt are you having a lard I've seen nothing of the present midfield that's an improvement on him with trawling through our history

Westwood is like a referee. You only notice he's there when he's having a bad game. And we notice him every game. He never imposes himself upon the opposition (unless he's giving them a penalty), he's utterly passive and insipid, but he does run around and point a lot.

He struggles to kick a moving ball, can't kick a dead ball and can't shoot to save his life. That's right - he can't kick a fucking football.

He may not be the worst player in our history, but he's emblematic of why we are where we are now. He's a nothing player. Lower league dross who should only ever have set foot in Villa Park as a paying punter, a pie seller or a plucky hopeful in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. 

[walsall villain]

Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.

It's to give Tottingham maximum time to recover from Thursday match!

Although most of the players who played Thursday will not feature today no doubt.

[Chris Smith]

I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

[eamonn]

I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?