Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread

[SashasGrandad]

Cocks v Cocks.

Useless old cocks vs Young vibrant cocks

[Bad English]

I will be in St Étienne on Saturday. Doubtless my phone will beep me the three rapid goals that Spurs are going to score.

[devilla]

Something better change.

There's definitely No More Heroes.

[dave.woodhall]

Pack the puns in. You've got Five Minutes.

[cdbearsfan]

I'm only Hanging Around for three.

[dave.woodhall]

We might have a chance if they Don't Bring Harry.

[edgysatsuma89]

I'm feeling really good about this game.

Just 1-3.

[VancouverLion]

1-3
But we scored YaY

[robbo1874]

Not looking fwd to this. I'm fairly good mates with a chopsy Essex boy in my local who follows Spurs. The piss taking will be fierce if we get spanked. Which I'm fully expecting. They've had a bit of a wobble recently and need to get back on track. Where better to do that than VP?

[russon]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJMWFrFPDA

...gave up trying to work out how to paste this link in properly but here's a resume of our esteemed captain's contribution in the reverse fixture

[UK Redsox]

...gave up trying to work out how to paste this link in properly but here's a resume of our esteemed captain's contribution in the reverse fixture

try harder next time   

[castlefields_villan]

Pack the puns in. You've got Five Minutes.

We're looking Pretty Vacant at the moment.

[papa lazarou]

We might have a chance if they Don't Bring Harry.

But they might bring a few from Dagenham Dave

[appyarryampton]

Wow, just seen the Spurs team for the Europa league game.
They must be taking us seriously.
Revised prediction........Spurs 7 Us 0

[ciggiesnbeer]

Yeah seems like a bizarre choice. Their youth team could beat us. I suppose we should be complimented.