Manager for next season

[ozzjim]

C u nxt tue

Lol

[croatian]

Alftitimus, you post in the same vein as Randy corresponds with the fans. As I have never seen you and Randy in the same room, I think you are our errant owner and claim my five pounds.

Is the sale close Alf?

YES !!!....or possibly NO.....

I'm on Holiday in Florida at  the moment....I have seen that my new wife is filing Divorce Papers with the same firm that made Mel Gibson go on Welfare.
I saw it in a paper that they sell at cashouts in  WalMart.

I was incognito with a moustache.... so no one would recognise me, but I took the paper that this overweight lady shoved at me and read it in the disguised Limo to evade detection. {Where it recently had "Randy" on the sides...it now reads "Bandy"...pure genius..My General thought that up....you pay the best to get the best}

It appears according to this paper that I am being divorced. ... AGAIN!
I didn't know this and under Californian Law as well....I always had a pre-nuptial based in  an East Coast State..... this might explain her registered abode now seems to be The Beverly Hills Hotel in Hollywood. Where they make movies.

I am a really 'on-the-ball' guy, so I contacted the General a couple of days ago and he will get back to me soon...his voice-mail said. He's a Tiger when let loose.
He YELLS at people.

My PA when i contacted her to ask about this terrible divorce story, said that is was true and that all I would be left with is I lost was my overseas assets and Aston Villa...a soccer club. I then went into overdrive, demanaded the General to reply...and he did.
He contacted me from his Florida resort and we realised we were only 2 miles away from each other.

We discussed this Aston Villa thing as being a potential assett...we are now trying to lure it off as a bargain in any settlement.

The General's right-hand-man..... ex-Cpl Slim-Hips as he calls him, is now in negotiation with my future ex...whose name i've forgotten...the one with the blonde hair and roots...I think....


But...to Sum up....

YES Aston Villa's future is SAFE....I think...

Someone will buy it the General said ...but if we can increase the Sale  by letting my future ex know she could be a Knight of the Realm...like that woman who's name escapes me...with the big flabby bosoms  and a dwarf husband....what's her name ?

Anyway....the good news is that VILLA IS SAFE.....

My PA contacted me when I was in the Bahamas discussing 'important stuff' with the General.... my future ex could accept ownership of Villa, at £99.99 million and debts.
Then I would  escape with only a few billion.

She would be a Knight-of-the-Realm, get to go to Garden Parties and such.

For a Celebration...the General and his Co-Ord and me had 3 drinks..on my Tab...
then wended our way to our rooms.

I didn't see either of them the next day, and had horrifical problems booking an aeroplane ticket...my New York office had to do it..

But I was safe in the knowledge that ...like the 'Browns'.... Aston Villa Soccer Club ...would be safe and secured...... with my ex or whoever....so I have returned to finish my holiday after all the exertion of the past weeks.
 

Good stuff Alf,
enjoyed your rambling, surreal blethering.
You must germinate, grow and smoke the same strain that I used to?
There should be plenty of room on here for alternative styles.
Personally. I hate commas and semi colons with a passion.

[edgysatsuma89]

I have zero issue with him posting like that. Free country and all that jazz. I just don't bother reading them because they are hard work. He would get his points across better if he did change his style but like I said... woteva flotes ur bote.

[garyfouroaks]

Neil Warnock? Would do a job without wanting to stay in the PL

[kippaxvilla2]

Warnock is now favourite. 

Martinez odds shortening.

[Nunkin1965]

I always have been impressed with Mark Warburton. But that particular boat is one we've missed.

[Des Little]

I don't want to think about a Manager until we have a stinking rich owner in place who's going to throw money at us like a drunken lottery winner.

[supertom]

I always have been impressed with Mark Warburton. But that particular boat is one we've missed.

He's the best thing since sliced...no...just no....I'm not going there.

[edgysatsuma89]

I always have been impressed with Mark Warburton. But that particular boat is one we've missed.

He's the best thing since sliced...no...just no....I'm not going there.

No Warburtons for me. Kingsmill till I die. It's like the Bloods and the Crips.

KTID

[ozzjim]

Warnock is now favourite. 

Martinez odds shortening.

Warnock is favourite in which world?

Pearson is as short as 8/13 on, Wazzock is 14/1.

[Steve67]

Well, I'm off to Cape Verde today for a week. Total break. I wonder what Villa will look like when I get back. New owner? Dynamic Manager? I hope so, but, this is Villa.

[ROBBO]

If they announce a new manager and it's the like of any of them forget about a takeover. Cart before the horse.

[kieron]

Have we got a new manager yet?

[aj2k77]

Well, I'm off to Cape Verde today for a week. Total break. I wonder what Villa will look like when I get back. New owner? Dynamic Manager? I hope so, but, this is Villa.

We'll probably have restocked the vending machines at bodymoor and that's about it. Oh and lost again 3/4-0.

[Des Little]

I always have been impressed with Mark Warburton. But that particular boat is one we've missed.

He's the best thing since sliced...no...just no....I'm not going there.

No don't.  It's stale.