Man City vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[pauliewalnuts]

Is Westwood really on the pitch?  Commentator hasnt mentioned his name yet... not even for his regular sideways stat-pass.

Yeah - definitely saw him pointing earlier. The reason the commentator doesn't mention him is when he gets the ball he does fuck all with it

I put our match on, immediately saw Westwood pointing as the game went on around him, decided I couldn't be arsed with the same old shit, and turned it off again.

[Proposition Joe]

My favourite thing so far is the commentator shouting AguerrRRO with absolute confidence that he'll score as he puts it wide.

Can't read his name without hearing Martin Tyler and his Agueruuoooaaaauuuoooo. Beaten only by Gary Neville's Tarzan orgasm when Torres scored in Barcelona.

[django]

Several times now we've shit out of 50:50 balls in midfield. Veretouts wasting the ball when he gets it.

[PeterWithesShin]

Traore scores. Shame it's for Chelsea.

[Percy McCarthy]

Honestly opponents can take a week off training in preparation for a game against us. Just stay alert for 15 minutes and then dominate the remaining 85.

How many weeks did you take off maths?

[PeterWithesShin]

My favourite thing so far is the commentator shouting AguerrRRO with absolute confidence that he'll score as he puts it wide.

Can't read his name without hearing Martin Tyler and his Agueruuoooaaaauuuoooo. Beaten only by Gary Neville's Tarzan orgasm when Torres scored in Barcelona.

Tyldsley and his screaming Roooooneeeeeyyyyyy every time he scuffs one takes some beating.

[Jimbo]

Remember when Randy put that statement out praising our magnificent achievement of a goalless draw at home to Southampton?

He's going to be commissioning art works celebrating 36 minutes without conceding at Man City.

He'll Name a yacht in it's honour. The 40 Minutes Without Conceding At Man City Princess.

[sickbeggar]

I'd take a clean sheet. We're stinking the place out but you have to start from somewhere

[pauliewalnuts]

Remember when Randy put that statement out praising our magnificent achievement of a goalless draw at home to Southampton?

He's going to be commissioning art works celebrating 36 minutes without conceding at Man City.

He'll Name a yacht in it's honour. The 40 Minutes Without Conceding At Man City Princess.

At last, a sister ship his 80 ft schooner, the Letter From Sir Alex

[Ron Manager]

Lescott and Guzan are playing very well

[aj2k77]

Remember when Randy put that statement out praising our magnificent achievement of a goalless draw at home to Southampton?

He's going to be commissioning art works celebrating 36 minutes without conceding at Man City.

He'll Name a yacht in it's honour. The 40 Minutes Without Conceding At Man City Princess.

The Etihad Seige. Tales will be told years from now about the time we went to the heart of the UAE and bravely kept a clean sheet for 40 minutes.

[Bad English]

I don't know if this question has been asked but why has Garde got a daffodil on his lapel?

[Toronto Villa]

Honestly opponents can take a week off training in preparation for a game against us. Just stay alert for 15 minutes and then dominate the remaining 85.

How many weeks did you take off maths?

Yeah fuck me I'm shit. Perhaps I'm accounting for extra time and the fact that they'll probably dominate us in the post match interviews

[PeterWithesShin]

Veretout booked.

[pauliewalnuts]

I don't know if this question has been asked but why has Garde got a daffodil on his lapel?

It's a fashion thing.

A cheeky gallic flourish he thought he'd chuck into the mix this morning.