Man City vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[Jimbo]

Half an hour! Half a fucking hour!! This gets better and better

I'm going to have a son so I can tattoo this great achievement on his face.

[devilla]

Half an hour! Half a fucking hour!! This gets better and better

I was just thinking that. And a decent shot on target too.

[Toronto Villa]

Good to see Newcastle's investment paying off for them. How did they get worse after spending £30m

[Marton]

Is Westwood really on the pitch?  Commentator hasnt mentioned his name yet... not even for his regular sideways stat-pass.

[Ron Manager]

Doug's taken his glasses off.We look better straight away!

[Deano's Mullet]

whats so annoying is just two wins and we back in with a shout. I  just don't think these players are good enough or care enough to do owt about it

[Marton]

Good to see Newcastle's investment paying off for them. How did they get worse after spending £30m

We got worse after spending 50...

[tim]

Hi all..!
Just joining in now - found a live stream and it's sooooo quiet there. I don't think there's anyone expecting any sort of excitement...

[pauliewalnuts]

Remember when Randy put that statement out praising our magnificent achievement of a goalless draw at home to Southampton?

He's going to be commissioning art works celebrating 36 minutes without conceding at Man City.

[RonBurgundy]

Every time we have the sniff of a break we slow the play, pass backwards and the potential has gone.

[devilla]

...How shit must you be it's only nil nil...

Shouldn't have said that should I?

I'll get my coat.

[maidstonevillain]

Bournemouth winning at Newcastle.

The fact that we have taken about 5pts from the last 20 odd, and are no further from safety than we were about 6 weeks ago is what is really annoying about not buying a decent forward.

[bertlambshank]

We are staying up......we are staying up.

[CJ]

Is Westwood really on the pitch?  Commentator hasnt mentioned his name yet... not even for his regular sideways stat-pass.

Yeah - definitely saw him pointing earlier. The reason the commentator doesn't mention him is when he gets the ball he does fuck all with it

[Jimbo]

Is Westwood really on the pitch?  Commentator hasnt mentioned his name yet... not even for his regular sideways stat-pass.

That means he's having a stormer. You'll only notice him when he tries a shot that hits the International Space Station.