Man City vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[devilla]

I've just bought tickets to see The Stranglers in Cardiff on 18th March. Thought I'd try to take my mind off the relentless misery on the pitch.

[PeterWithesShin]

Ayew has a decent effort.

[aj2k77]

We really can't pass can't we

Lescott, Clark, Hutton, Cissokho, Gueye, Gabby, Westwood are all terrible on the ball.

[Bad English]

Fuck me! I hadn't realised that Flabby Onegoalayear was 'playing'.

[Jimbo]

We done a shoot.

[Toronto Villa]

Cissokho is so uncomfortable on the ball it is literally gobsmacking he made it to be a professional footballer

[django]

My favourite thing so far is the commentator shouting AguerrRRO with absolute confidence that he'll score as he puts it wide.

Good effort Ayew.

[pauliewalnuts]

We done a shoot.

In the right direction?

[croatian]

Can't be arsed with watching the last twitching of this rotting zombie club.
Off to bed, hopefully no nightmares, this is more than enough.

[Jimbo]

We done a shoot.

In the right direction?

Sorry, I don't understand the question.

[PeterWithesShin]

Bournemouth winning at Newcastle.

[devilla]

Fuck me! I hadn't realised that Flabby Onegoalayear was 'playing'.

Flabby Onegoalayear - love it!

[pauliewalnuts]

Bournemouth winning at Newcastle.

I'm watching that match. Stephen Taylor spunking one into their own net.

Newcastle are terrible. They're defensively almost as comedic as we are.

[Meanwood Villa]

Half an hour! Half a fucking hour!! This gets better and better

[jwarry]

Gruyere is playing well. Veretout is shit though at the moment