Summer 2016: Transfer rumours and suggestions

[brian green]

So now I have got Morrison's, Fernando, the Abba cuties in Lurex hotpants singing Waterloo and the African Car Reverser not to think about.

[LeeB]

So now I have got Morrison's, Fernando, the Abba cuties in Lurex hotpants singing Waterloo and the African Car Reverser not to think about.

And orange penguins.

[Duncan Shaw]

So if we buy Hernandez, does that give us the two top scorers from last season Championship?

[Malandro]

So now I have got Morrison's, Fernando, the Abba cuties in Lurex hotpants singing Waterloo and the African Car Reverser not to think about.

And the white bear

[Richard E]

So now I have got Morrison's, Fernando, the Abba cuties in Lurex hotpants singing Waterloo and the African Car Reverser not to think about.

That sounds like a fairly normal night's dreams for me.

[Clark W Griswold]

Yep, I'm tired of all that sort of shit, we've had it regularly for 20 years, starting with Curcic and Collymore fucking up the Little era right up to last years total clusterfuck of bad eggs. Clear all of that shit out, you can still get competitive players who are a handful on the pitch without the off field antics.

[Tayls_7]

A categorical no to Morrison. We haven't shed all the arseholes currently stealing a living from AVFC. I'm hoping we've learnt this basic lesson.

[brian green]

Orange Penguins.....mmmmmmm.

[JUAN PABLO]

So if we buy Hernandez, does that give us the two top scorers from last season Championship?

we need Andre Gray as well

[CT Villan]

So now I have got Morrison's, Fernando, the Abba cuties in Lurex hotpants singing Waterloo and the African Car Reverser not to think about.

I just searched for those on pornhub and you're not going to believe what came up...so to speak.

[mr underhill]

another cock and bull story

[tomd2103]

Fuck it, whats the worst that can happen?

Egotistical twats running riot in the dressing room?

Hello season 2016/17. Take a look at your better looking brother 2015/16.

I understand the concerns but he wasn't any trouble at West Ham, other than refusing to sign up with his manager's agent.

But a monumental pain in the arse everywhere else. Didn't exactly endear himself to Lazio in what should have been the biggest opportunity to ressurect his career. And that was after West Ham, where he'd been "no trouble" had terminated his contract early

If we're kind and ignore the 2 seasons at Man Utd, including the 1 back after his first season at WHU, he's played 70 games in 7 seasons and couldn't even hold down a regular spot in the 2012/13 version of our snot wiping neighbours. with Lee Clark trying to terminate his loan in October such was his negative impact.

He might well come good, but he can do it elsewhere.  We don't need unnecessary gambles. We need bona fide contributors.

Agree.  It's a gamble we don't need to take at this point.

[ASHTONVILLA]

Hernandez, Morrison, Chester, and Jedinak in and we will have the best squad in the championship by some margin. Add loans of McNair and Bamford and we look very strong indeed.

Plus no Gabby, Richards, Lescott, Guzan, Bennett, Gana, Richardson and NZogbia on the wage bill or stinking out the dressing room.

Superb team management from Tony, Wyness and RDM.

[Tayls_7]

Hernandez, Morrison, Chester, and Jedinak in and we will have the best squad in the championship by some margin. Add loans of McNair and Bamford and we look very strong indeed.

Plus no Gabby, Richards, Lescott, Guzan, Bennett, Gana, Richardson and NZogbia on the wage bill or stinking out the dressing room.

Superb team management from Tony, Wyness and RDM.

You do realise most of that hasn't come to fruition?

[Mister E]

So now I have got Morrison's, Fernando, the Abba cuties in Lurex hotpants singing Waterloo and the African Car Reverser not to think about.

yes, but what about the Devil's avocado, as per your post on the previous page, Brian?
Your readers need to know!
Ahh: you buy your avocados, grown in Spain by Fernando, from Morrisons. Doing this pisses off the African (Avocado growing) guy who reverses his car across your Abba collection, just to vent his rage.
The work of the devil.