Summer 2016: Transfer rumours and suggestions

[mr underhill]

no that would be very nice thank you

[Dr Butler]

Doctor Tone did say it would be 'very exciting news'. Would Morrison go down as very exciting news bearing in mind it's been rumoured for a good while now?

maybe Gareth Barry is on his way back to the Villa...

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[Hairbandinho]

Exciting midfielder?

Steve Sidwell clearly incoming.

[Villa in Denmark]

We're rescuing Pirlo from his American adventure.  The clincher was an open tab at every Frankie and Bennie's in the Greater Birmingham area.

[Villafirst]

A lot of unofficial Twitter feeds saying Morrison medical by Thursday with a view to signing on Friday.

[Villa in Denmark]

A lot of unofficial Twitter feeds saying Morrison medical by Thursday with a view to signing on Friday.

Well the dental part should be quick........

[Clark W Griswold]

Hope not

[PeterWithe]

I'm not convinced this is a good idea.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Fuck it, whats the worst that can happen?

[Villa in Denmark]

Fuck it, whats the worst that can happen?

Egotistical twats running riot in the dressing room?

Hello season 2016/17. Take a look at your better looking brother 2015/16.

[aev]

Fuck it, whats the worst that can happen?

Egotistical twats running riot in the dressing room?

Hello season 2016/17. Take a look at your better looking brother 2015/16.

I understand the concerns but he wasn't any trouble at West Ham, other than refusing to sign up with his manager's agent.

[brian green]

If we do sign him, I am going to have to sit in a dark room and force myself not to think about a Supermarket every time I read his name.  Wasn't it Tolstoy who used to sit in a darkened room and force himself not to think about a white bear?  I can do it, I can do it.  I really can.

[mr underhill]

apparently we have met Hernandez's buy out clause

[Richard E]

If we do sign him, I am going to have to sit in a dark room and force myself not to think about a Supermarket every time I read his name.  Wasn't it Tolstoy who used to sit in a darkened room and force himself not to think about a white bear?  I can do it, I can do it.  I really can.

Why will signing him make you keep thinking of Tesco, Brian? Did he have a loan spell at the Yawnthorns?

[aev]

If we do sign him, I am going to have to sit in a dark room and force myself not to think about a Supermarket every time I read his name.  Wasn't it Tolstoy who used to sit in a darkened room and force himself not to think about a white bear?  I can do it, I can do it.  I really can.

There used to be a "jingle" which I now can't get out of my head.

#More reasons to pass to Morrison#

Thank you brian.