Summer 2016: Transfer rumours and suggestions

[eamonn]

He turned us down when were a Premier League side a year ago, I can't imagine us having gotten shitter will have changed ''Dimi's'' mind.

[Steve67]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

[tomd2103]

Our mate Gregg at the Birmingham Mail reckons Dwight Gayle could be up for sale this summer and we are monitoring the situation.  Would be a good signing for us.

[Villa in Denmark]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

I reckon I'm more mobile than Berbatov and I'm about 5kg overweight and shuffling around on crutches after a cartilage op.

[Steve67]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

I reckon I'm more mobile than Berbatov and I'm about 5kg overweight and shuffling around on crutches after a cartilage op.

You're in. Surely better than Gabby! You're starting up top. Use those crutches to hold the ball up. Get it wide, get in the box.

[walsall villain]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

I reckon I'm more mobile than Berbatov and I'm about 5kg overweight and shuffling around on crutches after a cartilage op.

You're in. Surely better than Gabby! You're starting up top. Use those crutches to hold the ball up. Get it wide, get in the box.

and you can use your crutches to point with great authority. You can take over the pointing duties from Westwood.

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

I reckon I'm more mobile than Berbatov and I'm about 5kg overweight and shuffling around on crutches after a cartilage op.

You're in. Surely better than Gabby! You're starting up top. Use those crutches to hold the ball up. Get it wide, get in the box.

the lunchbox

or picnic hamper

[Steve67]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

I reckon I'm more mobile than Berbatov and I'm about 5kg overweight and shuffling around on crutches after a cartilage op.

You're in. Surely better than Gabby! You're starting up top. Use those crutches to hold the ball up. Get it wide, get in the box.

the lunchbox

or picnic hamper

Right, I am naming you captain too. You are to give less of a fuck than Richards, clearly you have an extremely difficult job to do because Micah was excellent at doing this.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Linked with Dwight Gayle. That'd be a good signing

[VancouverLion]

Gayle would show we mean business IMO, a cracking player!

[peter w]

We are still talking about Dwight Gayle?

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Berbatov? Really? I reckon RDM will want much more mobility, decent player though he is.

I reckon I'm more mobile than Berbatov and I'm about 5kg overweight and shuffling around on crutches after a cartilage op.

You're in. Surely better than Gabby! You're starting up top. Use those crutches to hold the ball up. Get it wide, get in the box.

the lunchbox

or picnic hamper

Right, I am naming you captain too. You are to give less of a fuck than Richards, clearly you have an extremely difficult job to do because Micah was excellent at doing this.

if you can also wander about aimlessly and act surprised when a attacker gets behind you the jobs yours

if you can be arsed

however think gayle would be a decent signing and a statement of intent

[PeterWithesShin]

IMO Dwight Gayle is shit. Just like Gabby used to Gayle seems to manage a good month each year and is wank the rest of the time.

[Duncan Shaw]

IMO Dwight Gayle is shit. Just like Gabby used to Gayle seems to manage a good month each year and is wank the rest of the time.

**Sigh** Sitting on the fence again I see.......come on tell us what you really think of him!
For what it's worth, I agree with you.

[ozzjim]

He's got a much better eye for goal than flabby and much better movement.