Gabby

[Chris Jameson]

cant help but think that something must be going on in gabbys life behind the scenes,

I think it's more a case of arrogant cocksocket who has been paid a ridiculous amount of money to coast along for the last few seasons and has been indulged by a club lacking any sense of leadership. Look at the size of him, it's not a sudden weight gain, he looked like that last season and it's only now they've noticed he isn't fit to play football.

I really hope he gets to play one more game at Villa Park this season.

[PeterWithesShin]

Aston Villa Football Club has today suspended Gabby Agbonlahor pending an internal investigation.

Wasn't he already suspended for being a fat fuck?

Is he on double-secret probation now?

The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.

[aj2k77]

Waste of time, couple of weeks fine, dick face back in pre season about 3 stone overweight and with less hair.

[Ads]

Sack him. Gross misconduct. Fuck it. Make an example out of the ****** bag, even if it goes to tribunal.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Sack him. Gross misconduct. Fuck it. Make an example out of the c*** bag, even if it goes to tribunal.

Exactly, we'll see you in Strasbourg, ya fat skiver

[Chris Jameson]

His pathetic facial hair is surely reason enough to terminate his contract?

[remy]

Death to this c***.

Sad, dark, miserable times. You balloon sucking, stupid cap wearing, fat shit. Rot, you fucker.

Even classier than myself.

[Villa in Denmark]

cant help but think that something must be going on in gabbys life behind the scenes,

I think it's more a case of arrogant cocksocket who has been paid a ridiculous amount of money to coast along for the last few seasons and has been indulged by a club lacking any sense of leadership. Look at the size of him, it's not a sudden weight gain, he looked like that last season and it's only now they've noticed he isn't fit to play football.

I really hope he gets to play one more game at Villa Park this season.

I agree with all of that Chris, except the use of the word cocksocket to describe this individual.

Cocksocket is reserved for people who've achieved c*** status, but you can't be bothered enough to use the word c***.

This c*** has gone far beyond cocksocket, and I would venture he's gone beyond c***.

I suggest a whole new anaolgue for c***.  How about spunk bucket?

[UK Redsox]

According to the Beeb he's been suspended again.....

That's going to take one of Sparrows larger models

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Who the hell is going to be carrying out the disciplinary?

Hollis surely has bigger matters to attend to.

Black has no authority.

Bevington?  The General?

[saint13]

Typical of this regime...they let him off way too light weeks ago. After the weekend in Dubai debacle I would have made him sub in every game to the rest of the season. I would make him warm up from the outset running up & down the touch line for 89 minutes & then bring him on with a minute to go. This would have given everybody the opportunity to vent their spleen at this complete waster.

Instead we let him off with a 2 week training regime to get fit, presumably on full pay, (note to self: he is being paid as a professional athlete). This alone made us a laughing stock & this is how he rapid us. He is a complete disgrace to his profession, his club & most of all to himself.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Who the hell is going to be carrying out the disciplinary?

Hollis surely has bigger matters to attend to.

Black has no authority.

Bevington?  The General?

They could ask the club captain to carry out disciplinary action. Hang on a sec...

[dicedlam]

Smart move by Flabby. Went out to Dubai, acted like a twat, got suspended, missed a home game against Chelsea. Then shock horror a virus and he misses the home game against Bournemouth. Goes to fat camp but to make sure he goes to London and acts like a twat the day we are relegated. Suspended again - so now likely to miss remaining games. In other words - at no point for the rest of this season does he have to face the wrath of the fans that fund this leech's lifestyle. Not as dim as he seems

My thoughts exactly. If I were running the club, he'd be thrown to the Lions by bringing him on as a sub 5 minutes into in both remaining home games - JUST to let the Villa fans tell him exactly what they think of him. I'd be up there for the 1st time this season if this were on offer!

Fuck him.
I wouldn't suspend the prick. I would make him play every last second of the remaining games, getting dog's abuse and either seeing the c**t in pain, or ridiculed for what he is...a fat lazy bastard.

[E I Adio]

Who the hell is going to be carrying out the disciplinary?

Hollis surely has bigger matters to attend to.

Black has no authority.

Bevington?  The General?

Well, it could be the General.

He may know a thing or two about waterboarding.

[passport1]

Randy probably has him on a bonus each time he can make a front page and deflect attention from the real fuckwittery going on at the club.