Stanley Victor Collymore

[JUAN PABLO]

im closing early and going home , its depressing

[PeterWithesShin]

If anyone at the Villa is listening to this then collymore has made himself unemployable at the club, despite how blatantly desperate he sounds as he pimps himself for a job that doesn't even exist.

[django]

This 3 hour ramble could have been done and dusted in about 5 minutes if either of them were listening to each other.

[Ormy Droid]

This 3 hour ramble could have been done and dusted in about 5 minutes if either of them were listening to each other.

Just like a night out dogging then really 

[olaftab]

If anyone at the Villa is listening to this then collymore has made himself unemployable at the club, despite how blatantly desperate he sounds as he pimps himself for a job that doesn't even exist.

This is exactly how it comes across. Do not touch this man with barge pole.

[Tony Erdington]

Collymore is on the money, with a lot of his comments.

[damon loves JT]

He's an intelligent enough bloke but any accurate observation he makes is just a statement of the obvious made in a really loud voice, like N'GOLO KANTÉ IS A REALLY GOOD PLAYER or ASTON VILLA ARE NOT A WELL-RUN CLUB

He rarely says anything that would never occur to you.

[Grande Pablo]

Bobby Moore is laid on for God-like status, & poor Mrs Moore kopped it on a regular basis.  He was lucky that mobile phones & the media industry weren't around at the time.

[The Left Side]

SVC just posted this on twitter...

Stan Collymore ‏@StanCollymore  6m6 minutes ago
#AVFC story breaking on @talkSPORT 11pm with Martin Lipton.

Ive been told i ( and by implication Villa fans) will be exasperated.

[PeterWithe]

He's having another 'Twitter Spat' now, someone wasn't gushing enough toward him and he's boring everyone with how well connected he is.

[aj2k77]

He personally knows 75 of the managers in the football league.

[Toronto Villa]

Because we need more bad news, so The Sun story at 11 should be a laugh. Bring it on FFS.

[Dave]

SVC just posted this on twitter...

Stan Collymore ‏@StanCollymore  6m6 minutes ago
#AVFC story breaking on @talkSPORT 11pm with Martin Lipton.

In other words "when we have been told what is on the front page of The Sun we will tell you what we read"

[Ormy Droid]

Sky News usually previews the morning's headlines at 10.30, doesn't it? I bet it's just Gabby having yet another baby, unless he's started eating his young, which would make for quite a splash.

[The Man With A Stick]

Sky News usually previews the morning's headlines at 10.30, doesn't it? I bet it's just Gabby having yet another baby, unless he's started eating his young, which would make for quite a splash.

That might begin to explain the size of him.