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Offline Goldie.7

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #180 on: January 19, 2016, 08:49:52 PM »
Sanchez off injured.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #181 on: January 19, 2016, 08:50:07 PM »

"a pull-over fits you tightly, but a vagina smells like ovaries".


I've lived my life by that rule.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #182 on: January 19, 2016, 08:50:08 PM »
Gana coming on. Hopefully he'll offer presence in midfield. Sounds like Jackson 5 was shite.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #183 on: January 19, 2016, 08:50:25 PM »
OK.

"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".

"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"

Is that the same moule as 'moule frites'?
Yes. "Mangez-moi la moule !" will never be the same again now, eh?

Brillant.  "Garcon, French fanny and chips please"

Offline auntiesledd

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #184 on: January 19, 2016, 08:50:34 PM »
Well that was abysmal. A bunch of fat blokes from the fourth division outplaying us. It's f in cold here so I am going to give it ten minutes second half and then leave if they are not any better. Can't be bothered anymore .....

Ten minutes? I'd have gone home at half time tbh. Fair play.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #185 on: January 19, 2016, 08:50:46 PM »
Sanchez off injured.

Has he pulled a mussel?

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #186 on: January 19, 2016, 08:51:24 PM »
Come on Gana do a job.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #187 on: January 19, 2016, 08:51:47 PM »
Just off a flight, turned phone on to get a HT of 0-0. I'm hoping there's a network fault. 

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #188 on: January 19, 2016, 08:51:51 PM »
OK.

"to snatch", as in "grab" or "rob" is "arracher" or "dérober".

"a snatch" as in a fanny is "une chatte" or "une moule"

Is that the same moule as 'moule frites'?
Yes. "Mangez-moi la moule !" will never be the same again now, eh?

Brillant.  "Garcon, French fanny and chips please"

You can also hear "mangez-moi la figue !" (figue = fig)

Offline auntiesledd

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #189 on: January 19, 2016, 08:53:01 PM »
Sanchez off injured.

Has he pulled a mussel?


That's what the Whelk did at the underwater Disco...

Offline boboonthecorner

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #190 on: January 19, 2016, 08:54:17 PM »
So this is actually working against us and destroying the bit of confidence built in the last two games? What must these guys think that they're made to look so bad by teams supposedly inferior?

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #191 on: January 19, 2016, 08:54:20 PM »
Just awful.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #192 on: January 19, 2016, 08:54:31 PM »
We really are crap. Boy do we need a proper striker and some creativity. Gestede is so poor.

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #193 on: January 19, 2016, 08:55:25 PM »
I'm quite glad that there is no stream.

Offline aj2k77

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Re: Aston Villa v Wycombe Wanderers Match Thread
« Reply #194 on: January 19, 2016, 08:55:41 PM »
The pace we play football at is like 50 year olds having a kick about for old times sake.

 


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