Wycombe Wanderers vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[SashasGrandad]

Thought long and hard about this
                                               A Traffic Cone
Broken Bag Pipes.  Chocolate Tea Pot.   A Bag of Sand.         A Pile of Shit
                          A Deck Chair.  A sign Post.  Net Curtains.     
                             Some Fairy Lights.   NZogbia
                                    Seaside Doonkey

I'm glad you found room for the fairy lights, seeing as you've gone with a Christmas tree formation.

You've gone with N'zog? Why?

N'Zog can play in his everyday clothes and if the fairy lights go out his suit will keep things very bright.

[MalcolmP]

Exclusive footage has emerged of Rudy in training

Don't you know the difference between a thoroughbred  horse and a donkey - that's not Gestede its Gabby!!

[Desontheholte]

Thats Ronaldo compared to them shirt wasting space wasters!!

[QuintonVilla]

2600 sold out. Early kick off, on TV and we're a shambles. Good effort again.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

2600 sold out. Early kick off, on TV and we're a shambles. Good effort again.

We're either wonderful or absolutely fu*kin' nuts!

[Witton Warrior]

2600 sold out. Early kick off, on TV and we're a shambles. Good effort again.

We're either wonderful or absolutely fu*kin' nuts!

We're football fans so both in equal measure!

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

2600 sold out. Early kick off, on TV and we're a shambles. Good effort again.

We're either wonderful or absolutely fu*kin' nuts!

We're football fans so both in equal measure!

Is the correct answer WW!

[PaulTheVillan]

Them 0-4 us.

[DeKuip]

We're on the way to Wembley again. (Unless you're coming from London).

[LeeB]

Exclusive footage has emerged of Rudy in training

Ha!

He is improving then.

[Goldie.7]

2-1 loss.

1-1 with seven minutes to go, you know the rest...

[CT Villan]

We'll play well for the first 17 mins without scoring, then Hutton will screw up a simple 3 yard pass and Wycombe will score from a 40 yd scuffed shot that deflects off Richards and trickles in through Guzan's legs. The ref will also make a poor call and give us a penalty where Westwood will channel Tonev and blaze over the top of the Wycombe home stand. Late on, Lescott with the ball at his feet, will tie his own legs up in a Staffordshire knot before falling to the ground gifting a goal to a Wanderer's player that has never scored a goal in over 10 years of playing...so that's a 2-0 loss.

[AVH87]

I think we need to put a strong (haha) team out to try and avoid public humiliation on national TV. Gardner's injured (when isn't he?) so Westwood will probably go there (Sanchez is out too); Adama limped off yesterday so he'll be out - so Garde will probably put Sinclair in. Bennett hasn't kicked a ball all season and I think he may want Cissokho to get more game time if he's going to be the backfill for Amavi for the season. Other than that, I just don't know any more

This Gary Gardner situation is getting ridiculous. What the hell is going on with him? An as for not wanting us to be humiliated on national tv I think it's a bit late for that. Although it wasn't live tv MOTD showed their 3rd goal in glorious HD. That has to be the most calamitous goal we've ever conceded.

I saw Gary Gardner in the Sports Bar at Resorts World on Saturday afternoon. He left just before 3pm, he probably didnt want to be around Villa fans when the inevitable defeat was happening.

He's not injured either, Gardner. Confirmed on twitter he was fit and raring to go.

[CJ]

Interesting - still out with no return date according to Physioroom. If the Twitter account is genuine then good news

[AVH87]

Definitely a genuine account, here's Gards confirming he's not injured:

https://twitter.com/22Gards/status/683226735190609920