Wycombe Wanderers vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[TheTimVilla]

Thought long and hard about this
                                               A Traffic Cone
Broken Bag Pipes.  Chocolate Tea Pot.   A Bag of Sand.         A Pile of Shit
                          A Deck Chair.  A sign Post.  Net Curtains.     
                             Some Fairy Lights.   NZogbia
                                    Seaside Doonkey

I'm glad you found room for the fairy lights, seeing as you've gone with a Christmas tree formation.

You've gone with N'zog? Why?

That's nothing! He put Richardson at left back.

[Holte L2]

Thought long and hard about this
                                               A Traffic Cone
Broken Bag Pipes.  Chocolate Tea Pot.   A Bag of Sand.         A Pile of Shit
                          A Deck Chair.  A sign Post.  Net Curtains.     
                             Some Fairy Lights.   NZogbia
                                    Seaside Doonkey

I'm glad you found room for the fairy lights, seeing as you've gone with a Christmas tree formation.

You've gone with N'zog? Why?

That's nothing! He put Richardson at left back.

And Gestede up front.

[aj2k77]

And Westwood in centre mid again.

[ChicagoLion]

Still working on the Subs bench, feel free to make your suggestions.
Late fitness tests for Wankstain and The Pubic Hair on the Bar of Soap.

[UK Redsox]

Everyone I've spoken to tells me it will take ages to get to and from the ground. How far is it from civilisation? pubs?

Its a couple of miles from the town centre. I'm planning to park there and walk to the ground.

I think that they do lay on buses from HW town centre

However, if its pissing down, I'll try to park at/near the ground and accept getting stuck on the way out

[cdbearsfan]

Reckon this will go to a replay and we'll sneak through. As this season is shaping up to be the worst ever, I have a funny feeling we'll get knocked out of this by Small Heath just to cancel out our only, microscopic, positive.

[The Edge]

I think we need to put a strong (haha) team out to try and avoid public humiliation on national TV. Gardner's injured (when isn't he?) so Westwood will probably go there (Sanchez is out too); Adama limped off yesterday so he'll be out - so Garde will probably put Sinclair in. Bennett hasn't kicked a ball all season and I think he may want Cissokho to get more game time if he's going to be the backfill for Amavi for the season. Other than that, I just don't know any more

This Gary Gardner situation is getting ridiculous. What the hell is going on with him? An as for not wanting us to be humiliated on national tv I think it's a bit late for that. Although it wasn't live tv MOTD showed their 3rd goal in glorious HD. That has to be the most calamitous goal we've ever conceded.

[The Edge]

Reckon this will go to a replay and we'll sneak through. As this season is shaping up to be the worst ever, I have a funny feeling we'll get knocked out of this by Small Heath just to cancel out our only, microscopic, positive.

Please don't tempt fate like this.

[Clampy]

I can see it being a draw as well and a very sparse crowd for the replay.

[The Edge]

I'd play exactly the same team that played at Sunderland. They get paid a fortune, at least inconvenience them by making them turn up. It'll also keep Richards off twitter for a couple of hours.

I wouldn't count on a football match being enough to keep Richard's focus. He probably sneaks his phone onto the pitch. Keep an eye on the timing of his tweets anytime you see him having a nut fiddle.
He plays like that guy in the park game who takes a crafty moment during the game to send a few texts.

That's why he put his hands behind his back for Sunderland first. He was protecting his phone.

[ChicagoLion]

Reckon this will go to a replay and we'll sneak through. As this season is shaping up to be the worst ever, I have a funny feeling we'll get knocked out of this by Small Heath just to cancel out our only, microscopic, positive.

Please don't tempt fate like this.

Nope, if we do get through and I am far from convinced we will, it will be a nice juicy TV wankfest at TTOD-sic so all those armchair fans can watch us get rogered senseless and give a much deserved moral boosting victory to Rudi VanHammer Head Shark and his merry men.

[LukeJames]

I know nothing about Wycombe but I know more than enough about us, 2-1 to them and barely a shoulder shrug from the media and pundits alike.

[MalcolmP]

Thought long and hard about this
                                               A Traffic Cone
Broken Bag Pipes.  Chocolate Tea Pot.   A Bag of Sand.         A Pile of Shit
                          A Deck Chair.  A sign Post.  Net Curtains.     
                             Some Fairy Lights.   NZogbia
                                    Seaside Doonkey

That's definitely a winning team but only if we put a no-entry sign to replace the traffic cone in goal.

[PeterWithesShin]

Exclusive footage has emerged of Rudy in training

[B36 Villa]

I think we need to put a strong (haha) team out to try and avoid public humiliation on national TV. Gardner's injured (when isn't he?) so Westwood will probably go there (Sanchez is out too); Adama limped off yesterday so he'll be out - so Garde will probably put Sinclair in. Bennett hasn't kicked a ball all season and I think he may want Cissokho to get more game time if he's going to be the backfill for Amavi for the season. Other than that, I just don't know any more

This Gary Gardner situation is getting ridiculous. What the hell is going on with him? An as for not wanting us to be humiliated on national tv I think it's a bit late for that. Although it wasn't live tv MOTD showed their 3rd goal in glorious HD. That has to be the most calamitous goal we've ever conceded.

I saw Gary Gardner in the Sports Bar at Resorts World on Saturday afternoon. He left just before 3pm, he probably didnt want to be around Villa fans when the inevitable defeat was happening.