Gabby at Arsenal's Christmas party

[robbo1874]

I've been to many of our rival companies Christmas parties.
I still think they're twats but you can't beat having a free pint at someone else's expense.

same as that mate- been to a few also and when I was searching for a job desperately July to September it was someone from one of those companies who rang me
And offered me a gig

[exigo]

I tell you what else boiled my piss on Sunday: that bloody bad santa video with the players. Cos nothing captures the mood at half time than having the money-grabbing, pitch-jogging f*ckwits squealing with laughter through the Holte End tannoy system.

[Pete]

73 goals in 315 appearances according to Wiki.
 
1 goal in nearly every 4 and half games. 

Get shot.  That is no way good enough for a top flight side.

And he's got into double figures three times, the last time being 2009/10. In the five years since then, he's scored 27 in 154 - one in 5.7. Not good enough

[rob_bridge]

If we were Spurs we'd be taking £8m off somebody.  As usual we'll end up paying his wages while he plays elsewhere. 

He's been a good player if inconsistent.

He's been consistently crap for 2 years. He has consistently underachieved for 5.

[Flamingo Lane]

In the Independent today it's reported that Garde is considering selling Gabby, "in order to generate funds for the January transfer window."  Do you laugh or cry?

[Jimbo]

In the Independent today it's reported that Garde is considering selling Gabby, "in order to generate funds for the January transfer window."  Do you laugh or cry?

Neither, you just take the 50p and run.

[rob_bridge]

In the Independent today it's reported that Garde is considering selling Gabby, "in order to generate funds for the January transfer window."  Do you laugh or cry?

Neither, you just take the 50p and run.

A copy of The Independent is about all we could expect in return for Gabby.

[brian green]

Agree with you completely exigo. I thought I was the only one chewing my seat when those silly fuckers were behaving like laughing hyenas. As the truly, deeply wonderful and late lamented Cupid Stunt would say doing a panoramic crotch shot - all in the best possible taste.

[cheltenhamlion]

Not a foreign player on show either in the Santa video. But there is definitely no split in the dressing room. Oh no.

[wozwebs]

In reference to the National Express comment- this is Lerner we are talking about, surely it would have been megabus.com

[class-of-82]

If gabby is put up for sale I can definitely see the top clubs in Europe coming in for him

Pacha
Cream
Ministry of sound
Libertys
Peppermint place
Rum runner

[luke95]

With the current people running the club if Gabby is put up for sale , we'd probably end up buying him

[aj2k77]

With the current people running the club if Gabby is put up for sale , we'd probably end up buying him

Depends what version of football manager Paddy uses. Lerner probably hasn't bought a new copy since 2010/11.

[Smirker]

If gabby is put up for sale I can definitely see the top clubs in Europe coming in for him

Pacha
Cream
Ministry of sound
Libertys
Peppermint place
Rum runner

Genuinely funny.

[adrenachrome]

Agree with you completely exigo. I thought I was the only one chewing my seat when those silly fuckers were behaving like laughing hyenas. As the truly, deeply wonderful and late lamented Cupid Stunt would say doing a panoramic crotch shot - all in the best possible taste.

Good call Brian. And I always knew that oleaginous scouse Cupid Stunt was a wrong un long before his infamous Tory Party Conference appearance.

It will be interesting to hear the fans' reaction to any PR Merry Christmas bullshit on Boxing Day if we don't put in a convincing performance.  They can shove it up their fundament.  Sideways.