Gabby at Arsenal's Christmas party

[Goldie.7]

Only three months to go before it will be a full year since this waste of space scored last. He'll still be here past January... he's our local hero, Villa legend.

[Rigadon]

If we were Spurs we'd be taking £8m off somebody.  As usual we'll end up paying his wages while he plays elsewhere. 

He's been a good player if inconsistent.

He's been consistently crap for 2 years. He has consistently underachieved for 5.

He's past his best, I completely agree.  A bit like the kind of player spurs sell for £8m, which was my point really.  We seem incapable of selling this type of player, which is why I fully expect him to be playing with the reserves for 18 months or loaned out with us paying most of his wages. 

He has been a good / effective player in the past. 

To be honest, I can't see how he'd be any worse than Gestede. 

[adrenachrome]

I heard Lerner paid for his National Express ticket.

Rather aptly many would say, The Divine Comedy song of that name contains the lines:

But it's hard to get by
When your arse is the size
Of a small country

[Goldie.7]

If we were Spurs we'd be taking £8m off somebody.  As usual we'll end up paying his wages while he plays elsewhere. 

He's been a good player if inconsistent.

He's been consistently crap for 2 years. He has consistently underachieved for 5.

He's past his best, I completely agree.  A bit like the kind of player spurs sell for £8m, which was my point really.  We seem incapable of selling this type of player, which is why I fully expect him to be playing with the reserves for 18 months or loaned out with us paying most of his wages. 

He has been a good / effective player in the past. 

To be honest, I can't see how he'd be any worse than Gestede. 

He's not but we could probably move Jushede on for around £3m, who is going to pay £3m for Gabby + his huge wages?

[Jimbo]

A wild shot, but might we offload him onto Birmingham's new national sperm bank? At least they could guarantee some end product from him.

[olaftab]

In the Independent today it's reported that Garde is considering selling Gabby, "in order to generate funds for the January transfer window."  Do you laugh or cry?

First laugh then cry.

[olaftab]

The thing is I just know or rather I have a very strong feeling that he will go somewhere still in the PL - a Norwich or someone and score goals or at least give them a lift. 

Yes let's send him to Norwich and get revenge for Grant Holt.

[olaftab]

Fuck him. It's not as if we'd miss him. Dim witted, stupid shit cap wearing waste of a shirt.

A very apt description of current Gabby Nik.

[passport1]

Perhaps it will be America.He seems to spend a fair amount of time there.

[olaftab]

Sad end to a decent Villa career for Gabby.

Booked more times than he's scored in the last 5 seasons. Yeah really decent.

And yet he's still ahead of Kozak in the pecking order

That is something Kozak needs to think about.

[olaftab]

No one would care if we were 11th and Gabby had scored 9 in the league.

I would be having "Gabby Agbonlahor, he's bound to score!" tattooed onto my cock

How?

[saunders_heroes]

In the Independent today it's reported that Garde is considering selling Gabby, "in order to generate funds for the January transfer window."  Do you laugh or cry?

First laugh then cry.

I'm hoping and praying that's absolute bollocks.

[Sunny Villa]

Never certain he is or was a Villa fan .  as young lad playing in the central warwicks league for a Redditch side . he was pretty uninspiring . quick yes . there was a kid for coldlands colts called Scott who was quicker for sure . they were very simliar .

Gabby caught the eye of McAndrew  and the die was csst .

He was quick and his headed goal at St Andrews was a great moment .  he made a good living out of it . fair play but was always ordinary other than pace

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Never certain he is or was a Villa fan .  as young lad playing in the central warwicks league for a Redditch side . he was pretty uninspiring . quick yes . there was a kid for coldlands colts called Scott who was quicker for sure . they were very simliar .

Gabby caught the eye of McAndrew  and the die was csst .

He was quick and his headed goal at St Andrews was a great moment .  he made a good living out of it . fair play but was always ordinary other than pace

well documented he was an arsenal fan as a kid

so gabby what has made you so loyal to aston villa the team that made you a multi millionaire

[brian green]

Multi millionaire he may well be. How long he remains one bearing in mind his destinations of choice are Las Vegas and the knickers of high maintenance women remains to be seen. Skint by forty looks on the cards.