Aston Villa vs Arsenal Match Thread

[Malandro]

live on sky sports.

Fuck.

[supertom]

No creativity in midfield.
I'd have played Gil or Grealish instead of Gestede and put Ayew in the middle.

We're getting nothing out of a side with Gestede as our focal point. If there's one think Metersacker can deal with easily, it's high balls. If there's one thing he struggles with it's pace and movement, so naturally as we're Aston Fucking Villa, we play Rudy Ges-fucking-tede up front who is one of the few players in the world who makes Metersacker look like Usain Bolt.

[Bad English]

They look beaten in the tunnel, from Richards to Just-head.

[Bad English]

Never mind the stupid flag, check out the music, usually played at Satanist witch covens where virgins are rodgered by blokes in Christopher Lee masks before having a dagger plunged into their rosy, pale breasts and their blood drunk by evil demon-lovers.

[oldham_villa]

I thought that too, Bad English

[Bad English]

What, pale, rosy breasts?<sup>1


1</sup> Over 18 of course.

[Proposition Joe]

Where does Jordan Lyden play?

[spangley1812]

They look beaten in the tunnel, from Richards to Just-head.

Is Richards playing?

[N'Zimidy]

Penalty?

The fuck.

[Bad English]

They look beaten in the tunnel, from Richards to Just-head.

Is Richards playing?

Oops! Meant Lescott.

[Proposition Joe]

That's all we fucking need.  All we fucking need.  Fucking Hutton letting Walcott get wrong side of him.

[itbrvilla]

They look beaten in the tunnel, from Richards to Just-head.

Is Richards playing?

Thought they dropped him for being a ******?!

[itbrvilla]

Makes me fucking sick.

[Quiet Lion]

Great start.

Fuck me, we are literally the worst team I have ever seen.

I would happily take relegation now, last place. Just forfeit every game and put us out of this abject misery

[Bad English]

Well, that has got the suspense over with.