Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread

[JUAN PABLO]

Bacuna you stupid ******

[Jimbo]

Another three Villa goals and I'll be able to unclench my anus.

My aperture is so clenched it's swallowed a settee, two comfy chairs, a music centre and a pair of his 'n' hers bathrobes. 

[UK Redsox]

Looks like Brad has been told to claim everything in the air

[Bad English]

Administer some to Rudi and Ayew then.

[four fornicholl]

Gestede's like the back half of a pantomime horse, all clippety-clop.

oh no he isnt

[django]

We've gone up a level now. Still pretty shit, but better.

[CJ]

Great move

[JUAN PABLO]

We look the better team

[Tayls_7]

That was football. Actual football.

[Chris_Jephcott]

I can see us growing in confidence at the moment

[Jimbo]

Ayew's our best player by a country mile.

[Monty]

That was a very nice touch by Gestede. Let's hope it's a confidence thing!

[ez]

Southampton look short of ideas. I'm starting to think the unthinkable.

[SashasGrandad]

Gestede's like the back half of a pantomime horse, all clippety-clop.

oh no he isnt

oH YES HE IS

[Bad English]

I hope we win; I feel like getting fucking blootered. Hang on, if we lose I'll feel the same. I love you Villa!