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Author Topic: Remi Garde - Departs Aston Villa  (Read 941238 times)

Offline Flamingo Lane

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5940 on: March 06, 2016, 02:24:39 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


The thought of this lot together "on a week training camp abroad in the sun" is hilarious.  Or scary.  Hilariously scary, even.

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5941 on: March 06, 2016, 02:31:41 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.

At the very least it could give Gabby a chance to impregnate a few more women. 

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5942 on: March 06, 2016, 02:37:17 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


The thought of this lot together "on a week training camp abroad in the sun" is hilarious.  Or scary.  Hilariously scary, even.

This squad doesn't deserve anything let alone a week's vacation. Throw them to the wolves.

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5943 on: March 06, 2016, 02:52:02 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


The thought of this lot together "on a week training camp abroad in the sun" is hilarious.  Or scary.  Hilariously scary, even.

This squad doesn't deserve anything let alone a week's vacation. Throw them to the wolves.

They'd probably throw them back.  They're a proud and pious lot at the other end of the Wolverhampton Road.

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5944 on: March 06, 2016, 03:04:08 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


The thought of this lot together "on a week training camp abroad in the sun" is hilarious.  Or scary.  Hilariously scary, even.

For shits and giggles, I read that line above in the style of Snagglepuss. Small minds and all that


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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5945 on: March 06, 2016, 03:04:36 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


The thought of this lot together "on a week training camp abroad in the sun" is hilarious.  Or scary.  Hilariously scary, even.

This squad doesn't deserve anything let alone a week's vacation. Throw them to the wolves.

I'll chip in for wolves. They do a "meet the wolves" and various other events here https://ukwct.org.uk
« Last Edit: March 06, 2016, 03:42:08 PM by Diablo »

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5946 on: March 06, 2016, 03:56:22 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


Personally, I'd fuck them all off to Svalbard.

Or this lovely place:  http://rbth.com/multimedia/pictures/2016/01/04/life-in-norilsk-adapting-to-extreme-climate-and-ecological-challenges_551977


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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5947 on: March 06, 2016, 04:03:53 PM »
I'd love to go to Svalbard personally.

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5948 on: March 06, 2016, 04:10:36 PM »
It has it's charms, no doubt.

But might not be ideal for a sunshine break. Guessing there might be a lack of golf facilities and bling too.

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5949 on: March 06, 2016, 04:57:17 PM »
I think Remi Garde should take whole squad on a week training camp aboard in the sun to get away from pressure as it might help to unite the team. Worth a try. It might be what we need.


Personally, I'd fuck them all off to Svalbard.

Or this lovely place:  http://rbth.com/multimedia/pictures/2016/01/04/life-in-norilsk-adapting-to-extreme-climate-and-ecological-challenges_551977



Norilsk looks the ideal place for them - extreme cold and pollution. If we dropped them off there and chipped in for some hungry wolves too I think we'd be on to something

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5950 on: March 06, 2016, 05:40:03 PM »
Remi's a broken manager now. He's done here now. He's a turd now, that needs flushing. The club has wrecked him and he was never fit for the job in the first place (there's barely a manager out the who would be to be fair).
Out of his depth. Fuck him off in May and get a fresh face in. Yes, like everyone else here I dread who that may be, but we've got to sweep the place clean and start again in the summer. There's absolutely no coming back for Garde. The players don't back him. The board have fucked him about and there's clearly a relationship beyond repair now. He's also had any shred of enthusiasm buggered out of him and he's devoid of ideas. We've pretty much turned a promising young manager, who wasn't really suited to this league, nor the task required here, into a terrible, fucking godawful manager. He's shit now. We're talking Les Reed (insert any other piss poor manager) level bad. That's not an exaggeration. Results show that. I feel for the guy, but this is a tough business and he has to go.

Offline Stirchley Villain

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5951 on: March 06, 2016, 06:07:53 PM »
Remi's a broken manager now. He's done here now. He's a turd now, that needs flushing. The club has wrecked him and he was never fit for the job in the first place (there's barely a manager out the who would be to be fair).
Out of his depth. Fuck him off in May and get a fresh face in. Yes, like everyone else here I dread who that may be, but we've got to sweep the place clean and start again in the summer. There's absolutely no coming back for Garde. The players don't back him. The board have fucked him about and there's clearly a relationship beyond repair now. He's also had any shred of enthusiasm buggered out of him and he's devoid of ideas. We've pretty much turned a promising young manager, who wasn't really suited to this league, nor the task required here, into a terrible, fucking godawful manager. He's shit now. We're talking Les Reed (insert any other piss poor manager) level bad. That's not an exaggeration. Results show that. I feel for the guy, but this is a tough business and he has to go.

Bit harsh...

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5952 on: March 06, 2016, 06:13:29 PM »
Remi's a broken manager now. He's done here now. He's a turd now, that needs flushing. The club has wrecked him and he was never fit for the job in the first place (there's barely a manager out the who would be to be fair).
Out of his depth. Fuck him off in May and get a fresh face in. Yes, like everyone else here I dread who that may be, but we've got to sweep the place clean and start again in the summer. There's absolutely no coming back for Garde. The players don't back him. The board have fucked him about and there's clearly a relationship beyond repair now. He's also had any shred of enthusiasm buggered out of him and he's devoid of ideas. We've pretty much turned a promising young manager, who wasn't really suited to this league, nor the task required here, into a terrible, fucking godawful manager. He's shit now. We're talking Les Reed (insert any other piss poor manager) level bad. That's not an exaggeration. Results show that. I feel for the guy, but this is a tough business and he has to go.

Have to agree with that unfortunately.  Really wanted him to work out, but it hasn't and things have gone too far now for him to pull it back.  He's been massively stitched up by the board and the players and now looks like a beaten man. 

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5953 on: March 06, 2016, 06:20:23 PM »
Remi's a broken manager now. He's done here now. He's a turd now, that needs flushing. The club has wrecked him and he was never fit for the job in the first place (there's barely a manager out the who would be to be fair).
Out of his depth. Fuck him off in May and get a fresh face in. Yes, like everyone else here I dread who that may be, but we've got to sweep the place clean and start again in the summer. There's absolutely no coming back for Garde. The players don't back him. The board have fucked him about and there's clearly a relationship beyond repair now. He's also had any shred of enthusiasm buggered out of him and he's devoid of ideas. We've pretty much turned a promising young manager, who wasn't really suited to this league, nor the task required here, into a terrible, fucking godawful manager. He's shit now. We're talking Les Reed (insert any other piss poor manager) level bad. That's not an exaggeration. Results show that. I feel for the guy, but this is a tough business and he has to go.

Bit harsh...
He's damaged goods. As I say I feel for him but sympathy only goes so far in football. I don't think there's any way that he can turn it around and be a positive influence on the squad and results. Sometimes you have to pull the trigger. By no means do I think he's a cockpiece like Sherwood, or Lambert. I'll probably wish him well when he goes, but he definitely has to go.

Offline CT Villan

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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5954 on: March 06, 2016, 06:33:26 PM »
Remi has been chewed up and spit out by the Villa machine, just like the many other 'failed' managers in recent history. He now looks to me like he has given up and who would blame him ? I think it would be better for him to exit and go back to Lyon where he is appreciated and supported by the club.

 


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