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« Reply #5580 on: March 03, 2016, 01:31:09 PM »
I'd like to see Remi Garde patrolling the line with an electric cattle prod; running on the pitch every now and again to give Richards and Lescott a few volts up their lazy, incompetent arses.

I'd happily do that job for free.

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« Reply #5581 on: March 03, 2016, 01:38:11 PM »
How about Roy Keane as the next manager? Could work, but doubt he'd come.

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« Reply #5582 on: March 03, 2016, 01:40:52 PM »
How about Roy Keane as the next manager? Could work, but doubt he'd come.


If he had a book to flog he might consider it.

The parasitic fucker.


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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5583 on: March 03, 2016, 01:41:22 PM »
I'd like to see Remi Garde patrolling the line with an electric cattle prod; running on the pitch every now and again to give Richards and Lescott a few volts up their lazy, incompetent arses.

I would buy a season ticket to see that every week tomorrow. Brilliant suggestion.

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« Reply #5584 on: March 03, 2016, 01:47:31 PM »
How about Roy Keane as the next manager? Could work, but doubt he'd come.
If he had a book to flog he might consider it.
The parasitic fucker.

So that's a vote for no then?  ;D

Whoever we get, I think we need someone who has a bit of fight about them, and I know shouting & scowling isnt really a sign of it, but less of the nice guy.

I like Garde but he's out of his depth really. Even with an electric cattle prod.  ;D



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Re: Remi Garde - Officially - Welcome to Aston Villa
« Reply #5585 on: March 03, 2016, 01:51:59 PM »
How about Roy Keane as the next manager? Could work, but doubt he'd come.
If he had a book to flog he might consider it.
The parasitic fucker.

So that's a vote for no then?  ;D

Whoever we get, I think we need someone who has a bit of fight about them, and I know shouting & scowling isnt really a sign of it, but less of the nice guy.

I like Garde but he's out of his depth really. Even with an electric cattle prod.  ;D




Maybe, but armed with the cattle prod I reckon he would be good value. Strikes me as the cold type that would give you one last prod when down just as a reminder. Imagine Bacuna getting it every time he gives the ball away.

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« Reply #5586 on: March 03, 2016, 01:55:42 PM »
Trouble with the cattle prod, is that Villa have no money for chocy biccies, so not sure how it would be powered enough for a proper jolt. Still it could be a bit russian roulette, you dont know how much it will hurt.  :o
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« Reply #5587 on: March 03, 2016, 03:28:30 PM »

and even Martiez praised the tactical switch as something they were not expecting

No one would be expecting Westwood up front either but it doesn't make it a great tactical switch. I don't see what he was trying to do with two fullbacks who can't cross the road.

Haha. Sadly I've now got visions of Westwood up front for a game, gormlessly jogging around on the shoulder of the last man, bemoaning a lack of service, completely missing the irony that he's usually the lack of service in midfield waving his arms around.

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« Reply #5588 on: March 03, 2016, 04:02:26 PM »
Westwood spent of lot of Tuesday night being our furthest player forward. When that happens you start to suspect that something is awry. That and getting fucking stuffed every week.

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« Reply #5589 on: March 03, 2016, 09:24:29 PM »
I'd like to see Remi Garde patrolling the line with an electric cattle prod; running on the pitch every now and again to give Richards and Lescott a few volts up their lazy, incompetent arses.

I would buy a season ticket to see that every week tomorrow. Brilliant suggestion.

I think I'd get the season ticket and a season ticket for SAS Copenhagenn - Birmingham at the same time.  I don't think I'd get bored of seeing that oaf Richards having a couple of hundred volts applied to his fat arse.

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« Reply #5590 on: March 03, 2016, 09:57:06 PM »

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Aston Villa’s relegation-bound squad is split damagingly into two factions with many of the longer-serving players openly questioning manager Remi Garde’s reluctance to challenge or criticise any of the squad in the aftermath of defeats, Telegraph Sport has learned.


It was revealed yesterday that new chairman Steve Hollis will make sweeping changes to the club’s recruitment personnel responsible for the disastrous summer last year when they made 12 signings, few of whom have had any impact. Hendrik Almstadt, the sporting director brought from Arsenal, is expected to leave soon, and Paddy Riley, the head of recruitment and scouting, is also on his way having been cut out the loop for plans for this summer.


The highest profile departure could yet be chief executive Tom Fox, who has presided over what will surely be Villa’s first relegation since 1987. The American has told others at the Premier League’s bottom club that he believes progress in commercial deals will preserve his job but he has stopped coming to the training ground where, in the early days after his appointment in 2014, he would eat with the players.


Most worrying for those at the club’s Bodymoor Heath training ground has been the division between the players and occasional open disregard for the training sessions that Garde’s coaches have put on for them. The French manager, who was appointed on the recommendation of Arsene Wenger, sets the agenda for training but it is led by his first team coach Eric Black and Garde’s assistant Reginald Ray.

 
There have been questions asked openly during sessions by players as to the relevance of what they are doing, and how it relates to their next game. Senior players have also expressed their dismay that Garde has been unwilling at times to come in to the dressing room to speak to them after certain games to dish out blame or, in the rare cases it is merited, praise.




On at least two occasions, the1-1 draw in January with Wycombe Wanderers at Adams Park in the FA Cup third round, and then the 6-0 defeat at home to Liverpool on February 14, senior players have been vocal about the absence of their manager in the changing rooms afterwards.

Garde told Fox and owner Randy Lerner when he took the job that he could keep Villa in the Premier League with the existing squad, although his faith wavered in the weeks that followed. By the time the January transfer window opened, Lerner was unwilling to chase his losses with a team that has now won only twice in the league under Garde.

Broadly the squad is split into two camps: on one side the long-serving players such as Gabby Agbonlahor, Alan Hutton, Leandro Bacuna, Ciaran Clark, Brad Guzan, Mark Bunn as well as Joleon Lescott and Micah Richards. On the other side are the new arrivals, many of them from France, including Jordan Ayew, Idrissa Gana and Jordan Veretout as well as Aly Cissokho. The latter group feel, with some justification, that they are being blamed for all the club’s problems.


There were suggestions at the club that Garde would walk away if they lost to Everton but he has stayed on to face Manchester City on Saturday. Looking forward it is understood that Hollis wants to keep the sporting director model but is looking for a different profile of individual to fill it – potentially a former player - rather than another like Riley and Almstadt who both had a background in analytics.

Whoever takes the job will be in for a summer of major trading. The club’s highest earner Charles N’Zogbia is on £62,000-a-week and, having made two appearances all season, will be out of contract in June. Adama Traore, who was signed from Barcelona last summer instead of Aaron Lennon, earns £50,000-a-week which would have increased season by season, although that will not be a consideration now that the club are almost certain to be relegated.

There is hope that the club has a strong group of players coming through the academy who can be given their opportunity in the Championship. They include midfielder Andre Green and Rushian Hepburn-Murphy, both 17, and also the Under-18s defender Jake Humphries. Aston Villa declined to comment.

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« Reply #5591 on: March 03, 2016, 10:07:47 PM »
Minor point, but, Mark Bunn is one of our long serving players?

My biggest concern with a total change from Fox down to Garde is that a whole new structure would have be put in place, at the very least a new CEO, manager and assistant almost as soon as the final whistle goes on 15th May to give them a chance of going through the squad into keep or let go if we can flog them piles and identify new players that will fit in with the remaining players from the existing squad.

From a purely practical point of view, I can't see us ditching the entire management team and having a big turn over of players.

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« Reply #5592 on: March 03, 2016, 10:14:28 PM »
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There is hope that the club has a strong group of players coming through the academy who can be given their opportunity in the Championship. They include midfielder Andre Green and Rushian Hepburn-Murphy, both 17, and also the Under-18s defender Jake Humphries. Aston Villa declined to comment.

Fucking hell. It's going to take more than that to get out of the championship.

Give them a chance, yes. Rely on them? No.

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« Reply #5593 on: March 03, 2016, 10:15:25 PM »
As for this bit:

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Broadly the squad is split into two camps: on one side the long-serving players such as Gabby Agbonlahor, Alan Hutton, Leandro Bacuna, Ciaran Clark, Brad Guzan, Mark Bunn as well as Joleon Lescott and Micah Richards. On the other side are the new arrivals, many of them from France, including Jordan Ayew, Idrissa Gana and Jordan Veretout as well as Aly Cissokho. The latter group feel, with some justification, that they are being blamed for all the club’s problems.

With the exception of Bunn, there's not a single one in that group I'd piss on if he were on fire. Not one.

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« Reply #5594 on: March 03, 2016, 10:21:58 PM »
How many games have that selection of wankets  won at the Villa?

 


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