Remi Garde - Departs Aston Villa

[villalion]

Guys, guys, look at us squabbling, bickering, like children. We never used to be like this.

Yes we did

[Herman]

Guys, guys, look at us squabbling, bickering, like children. We never used to be like this.

Yes we did

He's right PWS. We've always been like this

[oldtimernow]

For newcomers to the site this is required reading....

http://www.derailingfordummies.com

[Pat McMahon]

Ooooh a boys club....Is there a joining fee?

No, but if media reports of on going investigations are to be believed, apparently admission is easier if you're a Roman Catholic priest or a 70's entertainer or MP.

I qualify on all 3 counts😟

Aftab I challenge you on the first of the three. List the miracles performed by Mother Teresa in reverse order and I will start to believe you.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Guys, guys, look at us squabbling, bickering, like children. We never used to be like this.

Yes we did

He's right PWS. We've always been like this

No, we haven't!

[peter w]

Ooooh a boys club....Is there a joining fee?

No, but if media reports of on going investigations are to be believed, apparently admission is easier if you're a Roman Catholic priest or a 70's entertainer or MP.

I qualify on all 3 counts

Aftab I challenge you on the first of the three. List the miracles performed by Mother Teresa in reverse order and I will start to believe you.

Oooh oooh, I know I know,
1. She helped impoverish people whilst people still thought she was a lovely old lady
2. She took lots of money from dubious sources and built lovely big buildings that had a beautiful facade but were rotten to the core on the inside. And people still thought she was a lovely old last
3. She cured a man of cancer (only for him to eventually died of the same illness he was cured of. Hell, that's two miracles right there).

Am I right?

[CT]

Guys, guys, look at us squabbling, bickering, like children. We never used to be like this.

Yes we did

He's right PWS. We've always been like this

Yes I know, but that's just exactly my point! Nothing ever changes, nothing ever happens to us.

[Pat McMahon]

Ooooh a boys club....Is there a joining fee?

No, but if media reports of on going investigations are to be believed, apparently admission is easier if you're a Roman Catholic priest or a 70's entertainer or MP.

I qualify on all 3 counts

Aftab I challenge you on the first of the three. List the miracles performed by Mother Teresa in reverse order and I will start to believe you.

Oooh oooh, I know I know,
1. She helped impoverish people whilst people still thought she was a lovely old lady
2. She took lots of money from dubious sources and built lovely big buildings that had a beautiful facade but were rotten to the core on the inside. And people still thought she was a lovely old last
3. She cured a man of cancer (only for him to eventually died of the same illness he was cured of. Hell, that's two miracles right there).

Am I right?

By Jove you may be a catholic priest after all. Now name the 8 songs on St Chad's desert island discs.

[ChicagoLion]

Ooooh a boys club....Is there a joining fee?

No, but if media reports of on going investigations are to be believed, apparently admission is easier if you're a Roman Catholic priest or a 70's entertainer or MP.

I qualify on all 3 counts

Aftab I challenge you on the first of the three. List the miracles performed by Mother Teresa in reverse order and I will start to believe you.

Oooh oooh, I know I know,
1. She helped impoverish people whilst people still thought she was a lovely old lady
2. She took lots of money from dubious sources and built lovely big buildings that had a beautiful facade but were rotten to the core on the inside. And people still thought she was a lovely old last
3. She cured a man of cancer (only for him to eventually died of the same illness he was cured of. Hell, that's two miracles right there).

Am I right?

You missed out that she was a Lap Dancer at Maximus and people paid.

[Villa in Denmark]

Ooooh a boys club....Is there a joining fee?

No, but if media reports of on going investigations are to be believed, apparently admission is easier if you're a Roman Catholic priest or a 70's entertainer or MP.

I qualify on all 3 counts

Aftab I challenge you on the first of the three. List the miracles performed by Mother Teresa in reverse order and I will start to believe you.

Oooh oooh, I know I know,
1. She helped impoverish people whilst people still thought she was a lovely old lady
2. She took lots of money from dubious sources and built lovely big buildings that had a beautiful facade but were rotten to the core on the inside. And people still thought she was a lovely old last
3. She cured a man of cancer (only for him to eventually died of the same illness he was cured of. Hell, that's two miracles right there).

Am I right?

You missed out that she was a Lap Dancer at Maximus and people paid.

Wayne Rooney?

[olaftab]

OK I would like to out myself here and now. I am not now, never have been or ever likely to be a Catholic Priest.😢 Still working on the other two.

[Villa in Denmark]

OK I would like to out myself here and now. I am not now, never have been or ever likely to be a Catholic Priest.😢 Still working on the other two.

Hate to break it to you Olaftab, but I think your window of opportunity to be an MP or entertainer from the 70s might have passed.

When they talk about the likes of Madonna reinventing herself, they're not talking about invoking the help of Doctor Who and Marty McFly😉

[brian green]

I bet he has a DeLorean car though VID.

[olaftab]

OK I would like to out myself here and now. I am not now, never have been or ever likely to be a Catholic Priest.😢 Still working on the other two.

Hate to break it to you Olaftab, but I think your window of opportunity to be an MP or entertainer from the 70s might have passed.

When they talk about the likes of Madonna reinventing herself, they're not talking about invoking the help of Doctor Who and Marty McFly😉

ViD don't write me off yet. I think I can still become an MP as I am very capable of cheating, lying and extortion using underhand dubious methods. I am an expert at avoiding any difficult situations where my personal credibility would be questioned and have a knack for turning up at successful events at the 11th hour and claiming credit and then walking away as quickly as possible to avoid any difficult question. I can treat common people with contempt when in the company of those I aspire to emulate and speak with total humility  when horrifically placed within the unfortunate so called ordinary people. The only thing I lack is education and sycophantic followers. Trying to get those fixed by "obtaining" a Doctorate from University of Abuja and joining TBAR where I hope to become a legend big bastard poster or even Admin.
I also have a plan to become a Rolf Harris tribute artist and perform  on my own digital channel as "Olaf Harris".
So as you can see there is a plan to back my ambition but sadly no Gull wing doors automobile  in the garage!

[LeeB]

Drive over to Walsall, same difference.