He came, he saw, he tweeted.
And, Joleon, when your Merc has long since been recycled into the tin my beans come in and no amount of nip-and-tuck can disguise the fact that your model wife's best days are behind her, we'll still remember you. Remember you as one of the motley crew that were arguably the most inept squad of players of the Premier League era. Remember you as a disgrace to the club you profess to support.
