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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1245 on: August 29, 2016, 04:01:42 PM »
Off you trot,  you hopeless gargantuan thundercunt,  I wish you nothing but ill fortune

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1246 on: August 29, 2016, 04:19:31 PM »
Fuck him - the cartwheeling Klingon - never should have signed him.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1247 on: August 29, 2016, 04:26:35 PM »
Next one to leave will be Richards I hope.

Offline Ron Manager

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1248 on: August 29, 2016, 04:34:07 PM »
Next one to leave will be Richards I hope.

which might happen. That will leave G. Agbonlahor Esq who will still be on the clubs payroll for as long as he wants to be secretly hoping to crawl back into favour with the current manager.

Offline Damo70

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1249 on: August 29, 2016, 05:08:51 PM »
I've said this before but when Albion signed him I thought he would be great for them. But from live games and highlights I saw he looked poor. Then we went and signed him.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1250 on: August 29, 2016, 05:38:26 PM »
Good news.

Now for Gabby and Richards to 0121.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1251 on: August 29, 2016, 05:40:03 PM »
He came, he saw, he tweeted. 

And, Joleon, when your Merc has long since been recycled into the tin my beans come in and no amount of nip-and-tuck can disguise the fact that your model wife's best days are behind her, we'll still remember you.  Remember you as one of the motley crew that were arguably the most inept  squad of players of the Premier League era.  Remember you as a disgrace to the club you profess to support. 

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1252 on: August 29, 2016, 05:42:19 PM »
Bit low having a dig at his wife.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1253 on: August 29, 2016, 05:44:06 PM »
Next one to leave will be Richards I hope.

which might happen. That will leave G. Agbonlahor Esq who will still be on the clubs payroll for as long as he wants to be secretly hoping to crawl back into favour with the current manager.
Well if that's all we end up with that would be some excellent summer purging. I just hope the new faces react positively from the last result and a corner has finally turned.

How many times have I thought that though over the last (forgot now) many years?

Offline Damo70

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1254 on: August 29, 2016, 05:46:38 PM »
Bit low having a dig at his wife.

Especially as she probably would have done a better job for us in defence than Mr L.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1255 on: August 29, 2016, 05:53:15 PM »
Bit low having a dig at his wife.

Especially as she probably would have done a better job for us in defence than Mr L.

Kay Burley would have done a better job than Lescott and Richards combined!

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1256 on: August 29, 2016, 05:54:17 PM »
Wasn't the fact that he had a model wife one of the comments he aimed at those fans who dared take issue with him last season?  It was on that basis I was simply noting that such is the ephemeral nature of something like beauty, as time passes he will no longer be able to use that as a stick to beat us with; but we'll always have his "contribution" during the twelve month he was here to take issue with him.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1257 on: August 29, 2016, 05:56:09 PM »
No, it was a fake tweet done by some sad twat.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1258 on: August 29, 2016, 05:57:37 PM »
Off you trot,  you hopeless gargantuan thundercunt,  I wish you nothing but ill fortune

I was going to write something, then I saw this.

This will do.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - GONE
« Reply #1259 on: August 29, 2016, 07:09:13 PM »
His positioning is so shit that he thinks Athens closer than Glasgow

 


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