The Magnificent Aston Villa vs Man United Match Thread

[SamTheMouse]

Amavi and Traore. Fuck me, I wouldn't fancy being the full-back that has to defend against those two.

[Toronto Villa]

What's maddening is we are going down with a whimper. I know Man U cost a billion quid and they should be able to see this out, but fuck me, we look so devoid of ideas.

[PeterWithesShin]

Did they just announce 42,200? As it's a sell out, is VP shrinking with old age?

[Dante Lavelli]

We just about deserve a draw from this.  Much better in the 2nd half.

[Bad English]

I'm dreading us still being crap after all these signings.

I know im going to hate Ayew

That's the spirit!

[Caiphus]

Who's the commentator who sounds like a less funny Jimmy Carr?

[Toronto Villa]

We desperately need a forward who understands movement.

[Deano's Mullet]

Same old story in this fixture.

[VillaAlways]

Come on Villa!!

[Malandro]

Whats frustrating is we've matched them

[Jon Crofts]

I know we've a few injuries but Gabby in the starting 11 can't be happening for much longer surely.

[dicedlam]

That Dean is a right twat

[Rigadon]

Just the 3 tonight then....

Well, I don't think we'd score if it was 3 hours.

[Malandro]

That Dean is a right twat

he looks a ****** and acts like one

[Bad English]

Does Rooney have to get his hair done after every game? He had a full mop as they came out of the tunnel for the first half. If he heads the ball one more time people will be confusing him with Mike Dean.