Gabby - keep or let go

[Locko]

He's all we've got now.i hope to McGrath he can strike up a productive partnership with whoever he pays up front with and they can dig us out of this shit

[supertom]

We'll give him a pass for the West Ham game given it was always going to be a thankless job after 17 minutes.

The Norwich game is Gabby's chance to do something and perhaps save us. All the injuries have taken a toll and his coasting has also been reflected in his performances and his body shape. He's not had to push himself. He does bare minimum and gets a new deal. But now he finally must know he's playing for his future. He's got to deliver. Lets face it, say what you want about Gabby, but when he's actually on it he's our best player. He's unplayable. Does he still have that in his locker? We shall see. He's still quick, albeit not as blisteringly fast as before. But when he gets a rocket lit up his ass he's still able to frighten defenders.

He's our only hope. If he lets us down he can just fuck right off in the summer. If he stays fit and starts performing and hitting one of his almost long forgotten Gabby purple patches, then he can stay next season, because providing he could stay fit and motivated he would bang them in, in the champ.

[mr underhill]

the only banging in he's done in the last few years has all been off the pitch

[Bad English]

8% body fat? Michelin Man is nowhere near that.





Or is he wearing a bumbag under his top?

[Keeno]

We'll give him a pass for the West Ham game given it was always going to be a thankless job after 17 minutes.

The Norwich game is Gabby's chance to do something and perhaps save us. All the injuries have taken a toll and his coasting has also been reflected in his performances and his body shape. He's not had to push himself. He does bare minimum and gets a new deal. But now he finally must know he's playing for his future. He's got to deliver. Lets face it, say what you want about Gabby, but when he's actually on it he's our best player. He's unplayable. Does he still have that in his locker? We shall see. He's still quick, albeit not as blisteringly fast as before. But when he gets a rocket lit up his ass he's still able to frighten defenders.

He's our only hope. If he lets us down he can just fuck right off in the summer. If he stays fit and starts performing and hitting one of his almost long forgotten Gabby purple patches, then he can stay next season, because providing he could stay fit and motivated he would bang them in, in the champ.

When thinking about the past we've shared with our Gabs, this passage brings a tear to me' eye. Gabby rides out for the last time. (lol)

[rob_bridge]

Tom he won't fuck off anywhere as no mug punter is gonna pay his 50k a week wages.

[mr underhill]

only the Aston Villa mug punter would do that!

[supertom]

Tom he won't fuck off anywhere as no mug punter is gonna pay his 50k a week wages.

Well I would hope that he spends a lot of time in the summer getting leaner again and actually goes some way to earning his wages. I do however think there's possibly a few managers outmoded enough to perhaps try and get Gabby in on the cheap (as far as fee goes). Tiny Penis may go for it, or Fat Sam (if Sunderland survive...which they won't).
I'm going to cling onto that all too faint hope that Gabby hits form again.

[dave shelley]

Christ!  Gabby's overhang is as big as mine!

Not really, mines bigger.  Sadly.

[supertom]

Christ!  Gabby's overhang is as big as mine!

Not really, mines bigger.  Sadly.

I do feel bad for mocking Grant Holt so much. In comparison to Gabby, Holt was about as fat as David Ginola was.

[aj2k77]

Gabby isn't fat, no joke. He has spent too much time in the gym bulking up.

[PeterWithesShin]

Gabby is fat, no joke. He has spent too much time in Greggs bulking up.

I agree.

[aj2k77]

Gabby is fat, no joke. He has spent too much time in Greggs bulking up.

I agree.

We could do with him on the treadmill with a sausage roll dangling in front of him.

[somec]

Gabby is fat, no joke. He has spent too much time in Greggs bulking up.

I agree.

Nah, Gabby has lost some weight.

He's had a 40 pound mole removed from his ass!

[Malandro]

Gabby is fat, no joke. He has spent too much time in Greggs bulking up.

I agree.

Nah, Gabby has lost some weight.

He's had a 40 pound mole removed from his ass!

It was reported Richard Gere had a similar problem