Rudy Gestede - GONE

[ClaretAndBlueBlood]

Gestede...
Christian Benteke is far away...
Rudy Gestede is here to stay...
Oh I believe in Gestede...

Suddenly, Benteke's not half the beast he used to be
The release clause is still bugging me
Oh, Gestede came suddenly.

Why he had to go we don't know, we are not sure.
And why didn't Citeh bid to start a bidding war?

release clause, takes away the need of bidding wars,
comes down to who wants the player more,
with wages and benefits coming to the fore,
oh I really hate that release clause

[mr underhill]

what about imagining Benteke himself singing these lines 'Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be, now there's a shadow hanging over me, oh I believe in yesterday'. The yesterday being Villa

[Percy McCarthy]

Gestede...
Christian Benteke is far away...
Rudy Gestede is here to stay...
Oh I believe in Gestede...

Perfect.

[paul_e]

what about imagining Benteke himself singing these lines 'Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be, now there's a shadow hanging over me, oh I believe in yesterday'. I've been replaced by Gestede' The yesterday being Villa

That's more fitting with the theme on here.

[Dave]

Isn't the problem with these songs that it's pronounced GE-STEDD rather than GE-STEDD-AY?

[aj2k77]

Isn't the problem with these songs that it's pronounced GE-STEDD rather than GE-STEDD-AY?

Yeah so something simple that has lines ending with head, dead and Gestede should do.

[Stirchley Villain]

Isn't the problem with these songs that it's pronounced GE-STEDD rather than GE-STEDD-AY?

Yeah so something simple that has lines ending with head, dead and Gestede should do.

The Stranglers overcome this small issue of needing lyrics to rhyme to make a song in No More Heroes. "The Shakespearoes."

[Risso]

Isn't the problem with these songs that it's pronounced GE-STEDD rather than GE-STEDD-AY?

Yeah so something simple that has lines ending with head, dead and Gestede should do.

Just requires a simple rewrite Dave:

Gestede eh? He's better in the air than Benteke
With Veretout, Ayew and Idrissa Gueye

[aj2k77]

OH Gestede, Gestede
He scores all his goals with his head
He'll leave your defenders dead
OH Gestede, Gestede

[Jimbo]

Rudy, Rudy
Give us a goal or two.
Rudy, Rudy,
Jumps like a kangaroo.
He's bigger than a yeti,
and better than Benteke,
Head or feet, his goals are sweet
And he plays in claret and blue.

[IAmTheOneIanOlney]

Nicely done.

[supertom]

Nicely done.

Genius.

[Taylor]

How about Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. To the kaiser chiefs tune?

[Smirker]

How about Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. To the kaiser chiefs tune?

Rudy Gestede to the tune of Rudi Can't Fail.

[Chris Jameson]

How about Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. To the kaiser chiefs tune?

How about absolutely not.