Emmanuel Adebayor

[in exile]

bet it would stick in Levy's throat like a pork sausage.

Any need for that?

Apologies if anybody is offended.

A classic non-apology apology. Are you a politician ?

One man's meat is another man's poison or, with our new French contingent, poisson.

Sounds a little too fishy to me.

Don't start carping on

[MoetVillan]

Are we doing fishy puns just for the halibut

[German James]

NOOOoooo!
Fish Pun Vortex Event Horizon has been breached! Salmon knock it on the head, sharkish...

[dave shelley]

Come down off that perch and get back on topic.

[in exile]

We could always move on to the Jordan Veretrout thread

[ozzjim]

I have to muscle in here... Please can we not get into a fishy punathon please! It's like a prawn in my side.

[Ormy Droid]

No more fish puns, for fuck's hake

[in exile]

Is this not the right plaice top post them then?

[olaftab]

bet it would stick in Levy's throat like a pork sausage.

Any need for that?

Apologies if anybody is offended.

Yes it's offensive because we can have a go at this smarmy c*** without reference to his religion.

[Percy McCarthy]

'Div' is a great word, top one-word insult in my circles. Well, third after 'prick' and 'nonce'.

[Damo70]

'Div' is a great word, top one-word insult in my circles. Well, third after 'prick' and 'nonce'.

My personal favourite, particularly when pronounced with real feeling is 'twat'.

[dave shelley]

C**t! usually does it for me.

[Damo70]

C**t! usually does it for me.

That usually gives away that you have lost your temper. 'Twat' can be said very dismissively.

[dave.woodhall]

I find the word 'Delph' is a useful profanity.

[clash city rocker]

One eye used to be favourite saying.