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Offline caustic_hollow

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Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« on: July 20, 2015, 04:42:50 PM »
Enough has been written already, but I thought this would be fun
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Offline GordonCowansisthegreatest

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2015, 04:44:19 PM »
Not another Delph thread?

Time to lock it.
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Offline brian green

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2015, 04:59:59 PM »
Piccadilly Underground.
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Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2015, 05:01:57 PM »
Who?
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Offline VILLA MOLE

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2015, 05:02:49 PM »
Delph who ?? ???
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Offline MoetVillan

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2015, 05:04:57 PM »
Nantwich Town (Delph the Dabber has quite the ring to it)
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Offline PeterWithe

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2015, 05:05:03 PM »
Who fucking cares anymore.
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Offline kiddylion

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2015, 05:07:50 PM »
Romulus
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Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2015, 05:11:28 PM »
I suspect he'll start well, but as soon as they have a poor season, he'll be overlooked in favour of a more glamorous signing.

I'd guess:

Man City from 2015-17, during which time he'll go from first choice to largely forgotten.

Everton 2017-19, he's the most Everton player ever.

July 8th 2019, declares undying love for Everton.

July 12th 2019, signs for Tottenham. 2019-20 periphery figure at Tottenham.

2020 linked with transfer to Villa. H&V goes into meltdown in battles between the "fuck it, he'd improve the team" and "fuck him, he's a c***" camps with bannings galore and flouncing off to the The Balls are Reeking. Delph signs for Sunderland, as Villa boss Mark Kinsella declares we were never after him anyway as we're confident that this will be Gary Gardner's breakthrough year.

Three solid but unspectacular years at Sunderland precede spells at Leeds, the Milwaukee Megahounds, and retirement.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2015, 05:13:20 PM by cdbullyweefan »
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Offline Singapore Villa

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2015, 05:16:11 PM »
I don't give a flying f...

Can we move on please?
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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2015, 05:24:51 PM »
Quote from: cdbullyweefan on July 20, 2015, 05:11:28 PM
I suspect he'll start well, but as soon as they have a poor season, he'll be overlooked in favour of a more glamorous signing.

I'd guess:

Man City from 2015-17, during which time he'll go from first choice to largely forgotten.

Everton 2017-19, he's the most Everton player ever.

July 8th 2019, declares undying love for Everton.

July 12th 2019, signs for Tottenham. 2019-20 periphery figure at Tottenham.

2020 linked with transfer to Villa. H&V goes into meltdown in battles between the "fuck it, he'd improve the team" and "fuck him, he's a c***" camps with bannings galore and flouncing off to the The Balls are Reeking. Delph signs for Sunderland, as Villa boss Mark Kinsella declares we were never after him anyway as we're confident that this will be Gary Gardner's breakthrough year.

Three solid but unspectacular years at Sunderland precede spells at Leeds, the Milwaukee Megahounds, and retirement.

*applause*
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Offline MONCABA

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2015, 05:34:15 PM »
Who gives a flying  fu€£
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Offline eric woolban woolban

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2015, 05:50:06 PM »
Retired injured
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2015, 06:19:19 PM »
Who gives a shit?














Sunderland
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Offline walsall villain

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Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2015, 06:27:33 PM »
Quote from: caustic_hollow on July 20, 2015, 04:42:50 PM
Enough has been written already, but I thought this would be fun
Any mention of Delph is anything but fun as far as I am concerned.
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