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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: caustic_hollow on July 20, 2015, 04:42:50 PM

Title: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: caustic_hollow on July 20, 2015, 04:42:50 PM

Enough has been written already, but I thought this would be fun

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on July 20, 2015, 04:44:19 PM

Not another Delph thread?

Time to lock it.

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Post by: brian green on July 20, 2015, 04:59:59 PM

Piccadilly Underground.

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Post by: Dave Cooper please on July 20, 2015, 05:01:57 PM

Who?

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Post by: VILLA MOLE on July 20, 2015, 05:02:49 PM

Delph who ?? ???

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Post by: MoetVillan on July 20, 2015, 05:04:57 PM

Nantwich Town (Delph the Dabber has quite the ring to it)

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Post by: PeterWithe on July 20, 2015, 05:05:03 PM

Who fucking cares anymore.

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Post by: kiddylion on July 20, 2015, 05:07:50 PM

Romulus

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 20, 2015, 05:11:28 PM

I suspect he'll start well, but as soon as they have a poor season, he'll be overlooked in favour of a more glamorous signing.

I'd guess:

Man City from 2015-17, during which time he'll go from first choice to largely forgotten.

Everton 2017-19, he's the most Everton player ever.

July 8th 2019, declares undying love for Everton.

July 12th 2019, signs for Tottenham. 2019-20 periphery figure at Tottenham.

2020 linked with transfer to Villa. H&V goes into meltdown in battles between the "fuck it, he'd improve the team" and "fuck him, he's a c***" camps with bannings galore and flouncing off to the The Balls are Reeking. Delph signs for Sunderland, as Villa boss Mark Kinsella declares we were never after him anyway as we're confident that this will be Gary Gardner's breakthrough year.

Three solid but unspectacular years at Sunderland precede spells at Leeds, the Milwaukee Megahounds, and retirement.

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: Singapore Villa on July 20, 2015, 05:16:11 PM

I don't give a flying f...

Can we move on please?

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: eamonn on July 20, 2015, 05:24:51 PM

Quote from: cdbullyweefan on July 20, 2015, 05:11:28 PM

I suspect he'll start well, but as soon as they have a poor season, he'll be overlooked in favour of a more glamorous signing.

I'd guess:

Man City from 2015-17, during which time he'll go from first choice to largely forgotten.

Everton 2017-19, he's the most Everton player ever.

July 8th 2019, declares undying love for Everton.

July 12th 2019, signs for Tottenham. 2019-20 periphery figure at Tottenham.

2020 linked with transfer to Villa. H&V goes into meltdown in battles between the "fuck it, he'd improve the team" and "fuck him, he's a c***" camps with bannings galore and flouncing off to the The Balls are Reeking. Delph signs for Sunderland, as Villa boss Mark Kinsella declares we were never after him anyway as we're confident that this will be Gary Gardner's breakthrough year.

Three solid but unspectacular years at Sunderland precede spells at Leeds, the Milwaukee Megahounds, and retirement.

*applause*

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: MONCABA on July 20, 2015, 05:34:15 PM

Who gives a flying  fu€£

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Post by: eric woolban woolban on July 20, 2015, 05:50:06 PM

Retired injured

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Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 20, 2015, 06:19:19 PM

Who gives a shit?














Sunderland

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: walsall villain on July 20, 2015, 06:27:33 PM

Quote from: caustic_hollow on July 20, 2015, 04:42:50 PM

Enough has been written already, but I thought this would be fun

Any mention of Delph is anything but fun as far as I am concerned.

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: villadelph on July 20, 2015, 06:28:33 PM

More concerned about Gueye in 2018 now..

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Post by: Villa in Denmark on July 20, 2015, 07:00:01 PM

Another vote for who gives shit.

Been, gone, done. Other than hoping he contributes to Man City, or any future employers, giving us points when he plays against us, he's of no concern to us and not worthy of our consideration.

Title: Re: Where will Delph be playing by 2017/18?
Post by: warleyboy on July 21, 2015, 12:00:18 AM

Chicago Bulls

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Post by: peter w on July 21, 2015, 12:03:34 AM

Real Madrid or Barcelona

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Post by: CT Villan on July 21, 2015, 01:13:35 AM

Quote from: warleyboy on July 21, 2015, 12:00:18 AM

Chicago Bulls

Pamplona Bulls :)

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Post by: *shellac* on July 21, 2015, 01:31:17 PM

With his new-found expertise, politics.

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Post by: prmort on July 21, 2015, 01:37:31 PM

Snake park Rangers FC.

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Post by: joe_c on July 21, 2015, 01:48:15 PM

New Co Small Heath Alliance, Evostik Midlands League Division 3