Micah Richards - Released

[LeeB]

Last week flicking through the channels and that came on.  Corden , Whitehall, Redknapp, Flintoff and Ashley Cole, a bigger bunch of twats you'd struggle to find.  I'd have put my foot through the telly if it wasn't mine. Cue endless hilarious jokes from Whitehall about what Cole would do for money.  I say endless, for the 10 minutes I could stomach it it was.

but would it have been improved by some Knightley vs Minogue ping pong?

Now that's moving the goalposts a bit, nobody had factored Minogue in. That's a game changer.

[supertom]

Last week flicking through the channels and that came on.  Corden , Whitehall, Redknapp, Flintoff and Ashley Cole, a bigger bunch of twats you'd struggle to find.  I'd have put my foot through the telly if it wasn't mine. Cue endless hilarious jokes from Whitehall about what Cole would do for money.  I say endless, for the 10 minutes I could stomach it it was.

but would it have been improved by some Knightley vs Minogue ping pong?

Now that's moving the goalposts a bit, nobody had factored Minogue in. That's a game changer.

I don't think there's a ping-pongonging punani on the planet that could make Whitehall bearable to watch.

[TheMalandro]

Micah is on A League of their Own this week.

I've never watched the programme. Is it worth tuning in just to see Villa's on-field captain ?

Doesn't that have James Corden on it? If so, I wouldn't watch it if Keira Nightly had promised to fire ping pong balls from her snatch live on air.

I think I might then

Yep.  I'd be sky+ing that one.

I'd wait for the Youtube clip.

I'd want full HD on this to be honest.  Maybe even borrow a mates 3D TV.

What channel is this on?

[Ger Regan]

Not the greatest review, truth be told

[ozzjim]

I think it's about right though. Whitehall is by a distance one of the most annoying people on TV. How he is with the lovely Gemma Chan from humans is beyond my understanding.

[Chris Jameson]

Am I the only hot blooded male who doesn't find Kylie Minogue in the slightest bit attractive. She's got a fucking terrible singing voice as well.

Think I've just done the equivalent of drowning a sack of puppies.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Has anyone else been laughing at "Flintoff: Lord of the Fries" on Sky. Freddie tours Britain in a mobile fish and chip van. One of those series where someone obviously thought of the title first ( a Partridge fan, probably) and built the show around it.

[supertom]

Not the greatest review, truth be told

Loved this line: "On the face of it, it seems as if it has no idea of how wholesomely dire it is, displaying about as much self-awareness as Nicklas Bendtner."

[peter w]

Am I the only hot blooded male who doesn't find Kylie Minogue in the slightest bit attractive. She's got a fucking terrible singing voice as well.

Think I've just done the equivalent of drowning a sack of puppies.

I've never got it either. Her "dimunitive" figure and constant views of her backside just make me feel like a paedophile. Pretty enough but nothing else.

[serbentoflight]

If Kylie signed for the Villa, I'd renew my season ticket.  And she might score more than our strikers.  Lets sign her up

[Risso]

Am I the only hot blooded male who doesn't find Kylie Minogue in the slightest bit attractive. She's got a fucking terrible singing voice as well.

Think I've just done the equivalent of drowning a sack of puppies.

I've never got it either. Her "dimunitive" figure and constant views of her backside just make me feel like a paedophile. Pretty enough but nothing else.

She's more attractive than Keira Knightly though, who has all the feminine charm of the gardening tools section of B&Q.

[itbrvilla]

Fuck him off

[Bad English]

Am I the only hot blooded male who doesn't find Kylie Minogue in the slightest bit attractive. She's got a fucking terrible singing voice as well.

Think I've just done the equivalent of drowning a sack of puppies.

I've never got it either. Her "dimunitive" figure and constant views of her backside just make me feel like a paedophile. Pretty enough but nothing else.

She's more attractive than Keira Knightly though, who has all the feminine charm of the gardening tools section of B&Q.

But would you or not?

[ozzjim]

Kylie is lovely! Take her over knightly any day.

[Villan For Life]

I much prefer Keira to Kylie. I always thought Danni was the better looking Minogue sister.