Summer 2015 - Transfer Rumours, Speculation & Suggestions

[mr underhill]

totally agree they are all capable of scoring no need to panic over missing out on the superannuation twins

[kippaxvilla2]

her tits on the other hand are a sight to behold

I noted with interest earlier how close her clip microphone was to them.  And then thought how I would like a job there as a 'clip microphone putter onner.'

[RussellC]

Sherwood's spoken on numerous occasion about dipping into the loan-market this summer. I still reckon he's got one or two more in-comings up his sleeve.

[Des Little]

Let's forget transfers.  Mrs Sam Matterface is far more interesting.

[Malandro]

Walters is worth a punt as was Glenn Murray

Jesus wept

Why ever not good sir!?? He's as good an option as adeybayor or berbatov at this moment ? Though it looks like a fee is wanted and villa seem to be looking at loans? Andy Burton claims he's been on phone to adebayor and that he sitting at home watching SSN hoping west ham sign him

If he was as good an option as Adebayor or Berbatov, why don't Stoke play him?

maybe the same reason spurs don't play adebayor and Berbatov is clubless

True, but he's saying he's as good an option as those pair, which is very debatable.

Nothing is as good as those pair

[pauliewalnuts]

I've had this shit on in the background all day so far, and this is the totality of what has actually happened

- Glenn Murray has gone from Palace to Bournemouth
- Villa have signed a foetus from Anderlecht
- Villa have signed Lescott
- West Ham have signed someone from Forest
- Watford have signed someone from Bruges
- Charlie Austin did a tweet
- Man United have had a brainwrong of some type and spent a billion pounds on an 8 year old

[JUAN PABLO]

Levy offering hardly any money up front for berahino. Tight ass

[mr underhill]

can't wait now for the window to slam shut, unless Remy is already down to his underwear at BMH

[pauliewalnuts]

Levy offering hardly any money up front for berahino. Tight ass

5m up front and the rest in incentives / instalments.

Remarkable.

[john e]

Levy offering hardly any money up front for berahino. Tight ass

5m up front and the rest in incentives / instalments.

Remarkable.

The master negotiator at work

[johnny from donny]

Let's forget transfers.  Mrs Sam Matterface is far more interesting.

Now with an Ipswich Town  player who's name I don't remember

[pauliewalnuts]

Levy offering hardly any money up front for berahino. Tight ass

5m up front and the rest in incentives / instalments.

Remarkable.

The master negotiator at work

On the last day of the window, too.

[mr underhill]

it's probably the five million we are just about to put on the table for you know who

[john e]

Levy offering hardly any money up front for berahino. Tight ass

5m up front and the rest in incentives / instalments.

Remarkable.

The master negotiator at work

On the last day of the window, too.

They will make TV series about him in years to come

[edgysatsuma89]

Levy offering hardly any money up front for berahino. Tight ass

5m up front and the rest in incentives / instalments.

Remarkable.

Is that really what is being reported? That can't be true... surely? If it is then Levy has upped his very own c**t stakes.