Summer 2015 - Transfer Rumours, Speculation & Suggestions

[Des Little]

That would take me back to Grange Hill days, "why are you crying Rolan?"

We'd be lucky to get Janet

[Percy McCarthy]

I will be honest, I am quite panicked. I've had to stuff some Tena Lady down my boxers, as I uncontrollably keep letting out a little bit of fear wee.

7 players >£10 million by 13:00. I needs it.

it was looking likely until the Benteke admin problem

His move has been scuopered by TBAR?

Good work Eastie!

[curiousorange]

Is the admin problem that they can't find a doctor that has ever seen ears like that?

[eamonn]

The thread being unstickied an admission that the window will fall away now with no more incomings ? 

[eamonn]

Shay Given reckons Tim will have a 'master plan'.

I hope it's not a 'cunning plan'

Any article linkage to that ?

[Tuscans]

Shay Given reckons Tim will have a 'master plan'.

I hope it's not a 'cunning plan'

Any article linkage to that ?

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villas-defence-shaping-up-9706537

It's crap

wrong one

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-boss-tim-sherwood-9704940

[Clark W Griswold]

Shay Given reckons Tim will have a 'master plan'.

I hope it's not a 'cunning plan'

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

Lerner will be in the bunker with a couple of pencils looking up the meaning of  ...

This is a crisis. A large crisis.
In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a 12 storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying 'this is a large crisis'.
A large crisis requires a large plan. Now get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...

[pauliewalnuts]

Shay Given reckons Tim will have a 'master plan'.

I hope it's not a 'cunning plan'

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

Lerner will be in the bunker with a couple of pencils looking up the meaning of  ...

This is a crisis. A large crisis.
In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a 12 storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying 'this is a large crisis'.
A large crisis requires a large plan. Now get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...

Funny to see Lerner mentioned, he flew in yesterday, apparently.

[cdbearsfan]

Those paper clips aren't going to order themselves.

[ADVILLAFAN]

Some guy on the Sky Sports rumours bit linked us with Roberto Soriano.

I shall get his name on my shirt now, to beat the rush.

[Dave Cooper please]

Ideally we need 7 new faces by close of business today

So Lenny Henry, Victoria Wood and five more. Shouldn't be too difficult.

My uncle Colin once appeared on New Faces but as he's now dead he may not be of much use.

[walsall villain]

Some guy on the Sky Sports rumours bit linked us with Roberto Soriano.

I shall get his name on my shirt now, to beat the rush.

Confession time, I've never heard of any of these players from Europe we are linked with so I can't get excited about any of them.

[stuart r]

Some guy on the Sky Sports rumours bit linked us with Roberto Soriano.

I shall get his name on my shirt now, to beat the rush.

Confession time, I've never heard of any of these players from Europe we are linked with so I can't get excited about any of them.

What? so you didn't know that Roberto Soriano (born 8 February 1991) is an Italian footballer who plays for Serie A club Sampdoria and the Italian national team. He is the brother of Elia Soriano.
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1 Club career
1.1 Early career
1.2 Sampdoria
1.3 Empoli
2 Internation ?

[ADVILLAFAN]

I liked the Wiki bit that said 'he is the brother of Elia Soriano', like that helped in any way at all.

[cdbearsfan]

Who's Soriano now?