Summer 2015 - Transfer Rumours, Speculation & Suggestions

[PeterWithe]

JFK blown away, what more do I have to say?

[Percy McCarthy]

Mervyn King

Forrest Gump
Tracey Andrews
Fred West
Bobby Sands MP

Geezer Butler
Prince William
Benjamin Zephenia
David Cameron MP

Mrs Doyle
Amy Winehouse

[Clampy]

JFK blown away, what more do I have to say?

Einstein, James Dean, Sherwood's got a winning team.

[steamer]

According to the metro that nice mr Levy is considering offering us Townsend as a make weight for Benteke.
What a kind considerate man he is.

[LeeB]

Mervyn King

Forrest Gump
Tracey Andrews
Fred West
Bobby Sands MP

Geezer Butler
Prince William
Benjamin Zephenia
David Cameron MP

Mrs Doyle
Amy Winehouse

"There was outrage at Birmingham City yesterday when after the Second City Derby it was discovered the away dressing room had been smothered in human excrement. Suspicion immediately turned upon Villa's firebrand full back Bobby Sands MP, although this was later thrown into question when Nicola Zigic surprisingly confessed. Upon discovering the scene, Gary Rowett had exclaimed "Who's shit on the floor?" to which Zigic replied "Me boss, but I'm good in the air"

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Mervyn King

Forrest Gump
Tracey Andrews
Fred West
Bobby Sands MP

Geezer Butler
Prince William
Benjamin Zephenia
David Cameron MP

Mrs Doyle
Amy Winehouse

Tracey Andrews isn't really a Villa fan is she?

I'd have David Bradley for midfield experience, and the virtuoso Nigel Kennedy up front.

[Damo70]

Superman
Batman
Spiderman
Captain America
Iron Man
Hulk
Godzilla
Wolverine
Thor
Robin
Mr Incredible

Surely Spiderman should be in goal?

Yeah, I'd have Spider-man in goal, his spider-sense will tingle when there's danger, and he has the agility to get to the ball.

I'd also bring Flash in on the wing.

Every time Flash fluffed a chance we could shout "Flash  ah ah". Stick him in goal and we could sing "Flash ah ah, he'll save every one of them"!

[Damo70]

JFK blown away, what more do I have to say?

Einstein, James Dean, Sherwood's got a winning team.

Davy Crockett, Peter Pannu, Elvis Presley, Disneyland.

[Clampy]

JFK blown away, what more do I have to say?

Einstein, James Dean, Sherwood's got a winning team.

Davy Crockett, Peter Pannu, Elvis Presley, Disneyland.

Bardot, Budapest, Long Ball Pulis, Khrushchev

[Percy McCarthy]

Mervyn King

Forrest Gump
Tracey Andrews
Fred West
Bobby Sands MP

Geezer Butler
Prince William
Benjamin Zephenia
David Cameron MP

Mrs Doyle
Amy Winehouse

"There was outrage at Birmingham City yesterday when after the Second City Derby it was discovered the away dressing room had been smothered in human excrement. Suspicion immediately turned upon Villa's firebrand full back Bobby Sands MP, although this was later thrown into question when Nicola Zigic surprisingly confessed. Upon discovering the scene, Gary Rowett had exclaimed "Who's shit on the floor?" to which Zigic replied "Me boss, but I'm good in the air"

Lololol

[supertom]

2.5 for Weimann is probably a good deal for us. He's been dire for 2 seasons now, and he's past the point of promising youngster now. He's 24 soon, so he'll soon be coming into his peak years as a striker. A good season playing through the middle in the Championship could be just what he needs.
I wish Weimann well wherever he ends up as he works very hard. He's just not good enough in the Premiership, and 3 seasons of being shunted out wide have effected his development.

[Richard E]

According to the metro that nice mr Levy is considering offering us Townsend as a make weight for Benteke.
What a kind considerate man he is.

They'll only need to find another £31.5 million in that case.

[footyskillz]

JFK blown away, what more do I have to say?

Randy didn't start the fire it was always burning but..

Stilian, bardsley, Ashley young and sutton. Shaun maloney.
Reo-coker ,  Carlos cuellar, big marlon, carews the fella

richard dunne, shorey, brad guzan, kirally

Zat night , sidwell ,davies , Brad friedel

Steveiee ireland and nzog , barry goes but we had  hogg.

Jimmy milner Stewart D James Collins and heskey !

Benteke and  fabian , Darren bent benched till may


Habi beye didn't go maway what more do I have to say.

[godzvilla]

Not sure about this one, reported in various news outlets, another non-scoring ´Goal scorer´, a la Gabby. 15 mil better spent elsewhere, imo.................Godzvilla!
p.s.´Tactics Tim´seems to be catching on.
Aston Villa are reportedly plotting a £15million transfer swoop for Leicester City star Jamie Vardy.
The Villans are set for a squad overhaul this summer after several players failed to impress new boss Tim Sherwood.
And Sherwood is keen to put his stamp on the squad by bringing in several new faces in the transfer window.
Leicester value the 28-year-old attacker at £15m and that figure will not deter Tactics Tim, according to the Mirror.
Vardy only managed five Premier League goals last season but earned an England call up.
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[KRS]

I doubt TS would be in for Vardy particularly at the valuations quoted in these reports. I'm not a fan of Vardy but he is one of those players that will work hard for the team and chase balls down. Still not sure how he made it into the England squad but its probably added a few extra million to his valuation in the eyes of Leicester and the media.