Summer 2015 - Transfer Rumours, Speculation & Suggestions

[Malandro]

I'm not a violent man, but Paddy Reilly has a very punchable face

[D.boy]

Celeb spotting in that photo....
Roddy McDowall, Dom Jolly, Emma Watson, Nicola Roberts (Girls Aloud) & Jarvis Cocker

[pauliewalnuts]

I'm not a violent man, but Paddy Reilly has a very punchable face

He reminds me of that actor. The one who is in 90% of television dramas but whose name nobody ever knows. He's in The Game at the moment, plays the copper.

Hang on.

EDIT I'm back. This dude:

[godzvilla]

I'm not a violent man, but Paddy Reilly has a very punchable face

This may be a whole new thread but, a when it comes to ' punchable faces' , I'd fancy a swing at Alex Salmond  (Nationalsozialistische Schottisch Arbeiterpartei – NSSAP).................Godzvilla!.(p.s...also not, by nature, a violent man)

[edgysatsuma89]

I'm not a violent man, but Paddy Reilly has a very punchable face

This may be a whole new thread but, a when it comes to ' punchable faces' , I'd fancy a swing at Alex Salmond  (Nationalsozialistische Schottisch Arbeiterpartei – NSSAP).................Godzvilla!.(p.s...also not, by nature, a violent man)

I think a punchable face thread should be started.

Mandatory declaration of not being a violent man.

[Damo70]

What are Sean Dyche and Jarvis Cocker doing there?

Was gonna say the same!

It does look like Jarvis Cocker. I couldn't spot the Sean Dyche everyone was talking about. Then I realised I had to move the pic along! However, I think Paulie wins the lookalike spotter competition with his Martin Gore.

[itbrvilla]

Nest to the man/woman in blue is that a transvestite or a post-op woman?

Hayley Cropper is an icon in Swindon.

The bird behind Sean Dyche is tidy.

She's probably 14.

[Damo70]

I'm not a violent man, but Paddy Reilly has a very punchable face

He reminds me of that actor. The one who is in 90% of television dramas but whose name nobody ever knows. He's in The Game at the moment, plays the copper.

Hang on.

EDIT I'm back. This dude:

Isn't he the first bloke the BBC phone when they need someone to play the put upon/down on his luck husband role? He was in one of those factory things wasn't he? Clocking off? I think he was also in an ITV thing, married to Jasper Carrott's daughter and she was terminally ill.

As you see from my post I know very minute detail of his career. I should do his Wiki page.

[VILLA MOLE]

Nest to the man/woman in blue is that a transvestite or a post-op woman?

Hayley Cropper is an icon in Swindon.

The bird behind Sean Dyche is tidy.

She's probably 14.

And hopefully keeps herself tidy and her room

[LeeB]

Nest to the man/woman in blue is that a transvestite or a post-op woman?

Hayley Cropper is an icon in Swindon.

The bird behind Sean Dyche is tidy.

Mind the trams, Len.

[pauliewalnuts]

Nest to the man/woman in blue is that a transvestite or a post-op woman?

Hayley Cropper is an icon in Swindon.

The bird behind Sean Dyche is tidy.

Mind the trams, Len.

Don't you mean Alan?

[Chris Jameson]

I'm not a violent man, but Paddy Reilly has a very punchable face

He reminds me of that actor. The one who is in 90% of television dramas but whose name nobody ever knows. He's in The Game at the moment, plays the copper.

Hang on.

EDIT I'm back. This dude:

Shaun Dooley, Barnsley supporter, does a lot of documentary voice overs.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Linked with Brentford (and former Spurs) keeper, David Button:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/11599079/Aston-Villa-want-to-sign-Brentford-goalkeeper-David-Button.html

[LeeB]

Nest to the man/woman in blue is that a transvestite or a post-op woman?

Hayley Cropper is an icon in Swindon.

The bird behind Sean Dyche is tidy.

Mind the trams, Len.

Don't you mean Alan?

Yes, and that's totally bollocksed my attempted gag

[Dante Lavelli]

Linked with Brentford (and former Spurs) keeper, David Button:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/11599079/Aston-Villa-want-to-sign-Brentford-goalkeeper-David-Button.html

I hope this is just lazy journalism and the full extent of Tim's scouting is more than simply ex-spurs players.  That is not a judgement on Button's ability more a hope that our scouts have cast the net a little wider than the obvious.

Here's a left-field/ambitious suggestion, how about trying to temp Man City with a loan for Stevan Jovetic?  Or Chelsea's Salah?
Both were highly rated but have struggled at the big clubs.  Like Cleverly they may learn to love the club and consider a move the season after...