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Offline martin o`who??

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #90 on: April 15, 2015, 07:54:18 AM »
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
Quote from: Risso on April 14, 2015, 02:53:17 PM
Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck,

JFK blown away, what else do I have to say.
Billy Joel`s Lawyers gonna kick yo` ass!!
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Offline Ron Manager

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #91 on: April 15, 2015, 08:21:28 AM »
CAMERON ELECTS TO DEVALUE STERLING!!
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Offline Ron Manager

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #92 on: April 15, 2015, 08:36:51 AM »
RODGERS TO FACE THE MUSIC IN RECORD DEFEAT FOR MERSEYBEATS!
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Offline Hookeysmith

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #93 on: April 15, 2015, 10:57:13 AM »
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FUCK YOU, CUNTFLAP.

I think this hits the spot

Although I would assume more like:

CRUEL END FOR SIR STEVEN

The fairy tale ended for the greatest living scouser when the virtually unknown team from Birmingham defied media suggestions that only Arse vs Liverpool is a deserving final. Televisions across Scandinavia and Asia were angrily turned off just after the 3rd goal went in on 68 minutes. Danish fan, Myndia Karmait said "what the hell were West Ham thinking  - this was not meant to be" whilst Hong Kong based shareholder, Ar ryte La said " the game was lost in the 3rd quadrant when their quarterback fed the offence"


On a even sadder note the human effluent Mike Parry actually said today on Talk Shite that if it were to be a Villa / Reading final around 70% of all football fans would not bother to watch it - maybe we should just not bother then - bellend
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Offline Billy Walker

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #94 on: April 15, 2015, 11:15:16 AM »
Headline from Philiosophy Now magazine:

“Did You Think The Lion Was Sleeping Because He Didn't Roar?”




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Offline Tugby Villain

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #95 on: April 15, 2015, 04:16:21 PM »
VILLA FOR ENGLAND!
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Malandro

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #96 on: April 15, 2015, 04:20:30 PM »
Unsporting Villa ruin hero Gerrard's big day
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Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #97 on: April 15, 2015, 04:34:40 PM »
Multi Gazillionaire buys Villa on back of record semi final win.
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Offline Richard E

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #98 on: April 15, 2015, 04:37:06 PM »
LIQUIDATORS OF BIRMINGHAM CITY NOW TURN FOCUS TO WEST BROMWICH ALBION

Second crisis club expected to resign from League in next few days.
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Offline ADVILLAFAN

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #99 on: April 15, 2015, 04:42:08 PM »
VILLA TO PLAY READING IN CUP FINAL!
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Offline West Derby Villan

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #100 on: April 15, 2015, 06:53:03 PM »
Raheem can have a lie in on FA Cup Final Day
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Online Godfrey Brian

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #101 on: April 15, 2015, 07:44:16 PM »
ABSOLUTELY WACKERED.
Pool of despond as May 31 mersey victory parade cancelled.
Diddy men in mourning.
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Offline Tony Erdington

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #102 on: April 15, 2015, 08:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Ron Manager on April 15, 2015, 08:21:28 AM
CAMERON ELECTS TO DEVALUE STERLING!!

liking it
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Offline Tony Erdington

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #103 on: April 15, 2015, 08:51:56 PM »
Quote from: Hookeysmith on April 15, 2015, 10:57:13 AM
Quote
FUCK YOU, CUNTFLAP.

I think this hits the spot

Although I would assume more like:

CRUEL END FOR SIR STEVEN

The fairy tale ended for the greatest living scouser when the virtually unknown team from Birmingham defied media suggestions that only Arse vs Liverpool is a deserving final. Televisions across Scandinavia and Asia were angrily turned off just after the 3rd goal went in on 68 minutes. Danish fan, Myndia Karmait said "what the hell were West Ham thinking  - this was not meant to be" whilst Hong Kong based shareholder, Ar ryte La said " the game was lost in the 3rd quadrant when their quarterback fed the offence"


On a even sadder note the human effluent Mike Parry actually said today on Talk Shite that if it were to be a Villa / Reading final around 70% of all football fans would not bother to watch it - maybe we should just not bother then - bellend

oh now that's a torygraph headline if ever I saw one.
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Offline paulcomben

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Re: Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.
« Reply #104 on: April 15, 2015, 08:55:55 PM »
Super Villa Were Majestic Scousers Were Atrocious

(With thanks to that Inverness v Celtic classic headline).
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