Headlines you'd like to see on Sunday night.

[mr underhill]

ferry good!

[PeterWithesShin]

Aston Thriller!

You always know we've had a great win when that gets used.

[montague]

Villa stun Kop

[Richard E]

CAMERON DASHES FROM WEMBLEY TO BONO'S FUNERAL IN DUBLIN

[Jimbo]

FAB FOUR, LIVERPOOL NIL. Villa's Delph Lets It Be, Gerrard is Nowhere Man.

[aj2k77]

Gerrards dream Bent-eke in half

[itbrvilla]

GERRARD IN TRIPPLE CUNTING THE ******

[Ron Manager]

The Villa win a thriller in the final minute!!

[PeterWithesShin]

Gerrard Dream Destroyed.

Gerrard Sees Red as Lions Roar to Victory.

[cheltenhamlion]

"It's my party and i'll cry if I want to"

Gerrard distraught as his error costs Liverpool cup final place and means he won't lead out Reds on his birthday.

[Jon Crofts]

Is Gerrard even playing?  I thought he was banned?

Not a very god headline I admit.

[PeterWithesShin]

Is Gerrard even playing?  I thought he was banned?

Not a very god headline I admit.

Newcastle was the third game of his ban.

[Toronto Villa]

Main header: STERLING POUNDED. (Picture of Raheem Sterling lying on the deck flattened by Hutton)

Sub header: VILLA COAST THROUGH AT EXPENSE OF LIVERPOOL AS FORMER BANK OF ENGLAND GOVERNOR CELEBRATES WITH LERNER AND THE DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE.

[pauliewalnuts]

UP YOUR ARSE, YOU STARFISH-DIVING BEAN-HEADED ******! VILLA RUIN GERRARD'S CUP DREAM

[cheltenhamlion]

FUCK YOU, CUNTFLAP.

Gerrard doesn't go to Wembley on his birthday.