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Author Topic: It's not Sherwood!  (Read 762770 times)

Offline in exile

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4275 on: September 24, 2015, 03:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Des Little on September 24, 2015, 03:24:58 PM
This kneads to stop and soon.
Yes, before we get another batch of puns
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4276 on: September 24, 2015, 03:29:18 PM »
Give me enough dough and i'll lock the thread.
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4277 on: September 24, 2015, 03:37:40 PM »
I'm not violent but I will absolutely ciabatta the next person to make a bread pun
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Offline andrew08

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4278 on: September 24, 2015, 03:41:17 PM »
Why did the baker have brown hands?
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Offline brian green

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4279 on: September 24, 2015, 04:05:57 PM »
From making finger rolls?
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Offline brian green

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4280 on: September 24, 2015, 04:07:43 PM »
No. Got it. He had been making pain au chocolat.
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Offline Dr Butler

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4281 on: September 24, 2015, 04:20:01 PM »
Quote from: andrew08 on September 24, 2015, 03:41:17 PM
Why did the baker have brown hands?

Ha ha my young nephews told me this one....

because he kneaded a poo

UTV
The Doc
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Offline amfy

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4282 on: September 24, 2015, 04:58:46 PM »
Totally pointlessly I do need (knead) to say that I spelt that right, then autocorrect changed it to 'I bread' so I went back and put the 'n' back in & put the word back together, but failed to notice the rogue 'a'. Dough!
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Online Louzie0

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4283 on: September 25, 2015, 12:58:56 AM »
Crumbs.
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Offline robbo1874

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4284 on: September 25, 2015, 05:14:29 AM »
Quote from: brian green on September 24, 2015, 04:05:57 PM
From making finger rolls?
bloomering terrible spelling amfy

Bloomering terrible quote fail too
« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 05:16:28 AM by robbo1874 »
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Offline Des Little

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4285 on: September 25, 2015, 02:14:19 PM »
Pack it tin now folks
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Online LeeB

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4286 on: September 25, 2015, 02:53:59 PM »
Quote from: Des Little on September 25, 2015, 02:14:19 PM
Pack it tin now folks

Too right, it's giving me a split tin headache.
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Offline Drummond

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4287 on: September 25, 2015, 05:39:26 PM »
Easy Tiger, no knead to get a cob-on.
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Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4288 on: September 25, 2015, 09:48:17 PM »
Quote from: andrew08 on September 24, 2015, 03:41:17 PM
Why did the baker have brown hands?
cuz e was from the middle yeast
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Online Pete3206

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Re: It's Sherwood!
« Reply #4289 on: September 25, 2015, 10:27:30 PM »
I'm sure Sherwood will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
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