It's not Sherwood!

[in exile]

This kneads to stop and soon.

Yes, before we get another batch of puns

[PeterWithesShin]

Give me enough dough and i'll lock the thread.

[pauliewalnuts]

I'm not violent but I will absolutely ciabatta the next person to make a bread pun

[andrew08]

Why did the baker have brown hands?

[brian green]

From making finger rolls?

[brian green]

No. Got it. He had been making pain au chocolat.

[Dr Butler]

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Ha ha my young nephews told me this one....

because he kneaded a poo

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The Doc

[amfy]

Totally pointlessly I do need (knead) to say that I spelt that right, then autocorrect changed it to 'I bread' so I went back and put the 'n' back in & put the word back together, but failed to notice the rogue 'a'. Dough!

[Louzie0]

Crumbs.

[robbo1874]

From making finger rolls?

bloomering terrible spelling amfy

Bloomering terrible quote fail too

[Des Little]

Pack it tin now folks

[LeeB]

Pack it tin now folks

Too right, it's giving me a split tin headache.

[Drummond]

Easy Tiger, no knead to get a cob-on.

[ChicagoLion]

Why did the baker have brown hands?

cuz e was from the middle yeast

[Pete3206]

I'm sure Sherwood will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.